tBlog - Applying For US Visa

Banta Singh and Santa Singh, the two famous friends not noted for their depth of intellectual aptitude, were applying for a visa to visit their relatives in the town of New York, United States of America. Banta was first interviewed by the officer in charge.
"Well, Mr. Singh, all we need to know is whether you have the mental resources to survive your trip to New York", he said, demonstrating his cultural understanding of the applicant.
"Let's see, now - if I poke you with this pencil in your left eye, what will happen?
"I'll be blinded in my left, eye, sir".
"Very good, Mr. Singh. Now, if I poke you with the pencil in your right eye, what will happen?"
"I'll be blinded in my right eye, sir, and I won't be able to see anything at all."
"Well, Mr. Singh, you've passed with flying colours. Enjoy your trip."
Banta then rejoined Santa in the waiting room, and described his experience.
"It was very easy. That very nice officer sahib asks you two questions, and the answers are "I'll be blinded in my left, eye, sir", and then "I'll be blinded in my right eye, sir, and I won't be able to see anything at all", and then you will get the visa straight away."
So the second, and slightly more comprehension-impaired Santa Singh, went into the interview room. The officer took the same approach:
"What would happen if I took these scissors and cut off your left ear?"
"I'll be blinded in my left, eye, sir".
"Hmmm. What would happen if I cut off your your right ear?"
"I'll be blinded in my right eye, sir, and I won't be able to see anything at all."
The officer was a little perplexed by these answers. "Now Mr. Singh, I find your answers very difficult to understand. How could it be that
cutting off your ears would have anything to do with your eyesight?"
"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear - I should be explaining myself. If you cut off my left ear, my turban will fall down on the left side and cover my
left eye and I'll be blinded in one eye. And then if you cut off my right ear, my turban will also be falling down on the right side and I'll be blinded in my right eye and I won't be able to be seeing anything at all!"
Santa got his visa.