Q: Why does Jessi always smile during lightning storms? A: He think his picture is being taken. Q: Why does Jessi has "TGIF" written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: How can you tell when Jessi sends you a fax? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why can't Jessi dial 911? A: He cannot find the eleven on the phone Q: How do you get Jessi on the roof? A: Tell him the drinks are on the house. Q: What did Jessi do when he was told to "Look at the dead bird"? A: Jessi looked skyward and said "Where, Where? Q: Why does it take longer to build "Jessi snowman" as opposed to a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.