Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Jessi: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What did Jessi say when he ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces?
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q: Why did Jessi forced 18 of his friends to go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q: How do you measure Jessi's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Q: What do you do when Jessi throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make Jessi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is Jessi doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why does Jessi work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train him on Monday.
Q: Why can't Jessi make ice cubes?
A: He always forgets the recipe.
Q: How did Jessi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What do you see when you look into Jessi's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What do you do when Jessi throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.