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| 08.16.06 (9:39 pm) [edit] |
1) The Equation: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile &n bsp; = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses & nbsp; = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance! 2) Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? George: I want 2 b a pilot. Michael: I want 2 b a doctor. Nancy: I want 2 b a good mother. Jessi: I want 2 help Nancy. 3) Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! 4) Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom 5) Delivered: Jessi sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". 6) Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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posted by: icecreams (reply)
post date: 08.17.06 (4:54 am)
lolz cant stop laughing with ur jokes nice sensible jokes buddy keep it up
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