HOW TO RECOGNIZE My Old Friend Jessi?? You should be sure the person is My Friend Jessi when he: •Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind •Gets stabbed in a shoot-out •Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it •Tries to drown a fish in water •Thinks socialism means partying •Trips over a cordless phone •Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept •At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius" •Studies for a blood test and fails •Sells the car for gas money •Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead •Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he turns around and goes home •Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor