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| Fresh Jessi Jokes |
| 08.15.06 (9:04 pm) [edit] |
HOW TO RECOGNIZE My Old Friend Jessi??
You should be sure the person is My Friend Jessi when he:
•Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind
•Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
•Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
•Tries to drown a fish in water
•Thinks socialism means partying
•Trips over a cordless phone
•Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
•At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius"
•Studies for a blood test and fails
•Sells the car for gas money
•Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
•Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he turns around and goes home
•Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
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