1) Woman Top Lies

1- I love u

2- I m virgin

3- I hate sex

4- U r first who is touching me

5- Ok, only once

 2) A cricketer asks his wife on their First Night :

    " Darling did you like my shot between the two Fine Legs? Wife Replies : "It was good shot but you are not the opening batsman"

3)  Q : Whats the difference b/w cricketer and condom?

   ANS : Cricketer drops the catch & condom catches the drop

4) A man was travelling in the bus with lot many kids. A woman came to him and asked:

    "Are these your kids !!! ?"

     He Said : "Actually I deal in condoms and these are the complaints".

5)  A sexy girl goes to her boss and says :

    "Give me 500 $ and take tomorrow"

     Boss says : "Take 200 $ but give today"

6)  Our old friend Jessi's girlfriend says to him :

    "if we get engaged will u give me a ring ?"

     Jessi says : "SURE , whats your phone number?