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1) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds..... 5...... 4....... 3....... 2....... 1........ LOADING..... ERROR: no brain detected. 2) WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday." 3) Our Friend Jessi is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many &nb sp; characters and no story". LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away?? 4) God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST. AHEM !! don't argue with God now.
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