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| Rising Clouds and Ligtning Clouds |
| 07.31.09 (11:40 am) [edit] |
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| Women - Famous Quotes |
| 07.31.09 (1:29 am) [edit] |
- Hearing that there’s no such thing as a vaginal orgasm was as good as news of the birth of Christ. Viva (Janet Susan Mary Hoffmann), American Actress
- They have a right to work wherever they want to - as long as they have dinner ready when you get home. John Wayne (Marion Mitchell Morrison), American Film Star
- Whatever women do they must half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Elizabeth Whitton, Canadian Feminist, First Female Mayor of Ottawa (and also first female mayor of a major city in Canada)
- Too many homes are built on foundations of crushed women. Clough Williams - Ellis (Sir Bertram Clough Williams-Ellis), British Architect
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| Simple Decoration for Your Fireplace Mantelpiece |
| 07.30.09 (1:32 am) [edit] |
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| How To Ride With a Goat On a Bicycle |
| 07.21.09 (1:12 am) [edit] |
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| Quotes From Celebrities |
| 07.20.09 (12:49 pm) [edit] |
- Harmony between two individuals is never granted, it has to be conquered indefinitely. Marriage is traditionally the destiny offered to women by society. Most women are married or have been, or plan to be or suffer from not being. Simone De Beauvoir, French Writer
- The great thing about marriage is that it enables one to be alone without feeling loneliness. Edward FitzGerald Brenan (aka Gerald Brenan), British Writer
- Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting the worst. Anonymous
- Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry out the trash. Dr. Joyce Brothers, American Psychologist
- If you are human you love and doubt. The only thing there shouldn’t be any doubt about is your wife. If there is, it’s finished. Marc Chagall (aka Moshe Shagal), French Painter
- The family is a court of justice which only shuts down for night or day. Malcolm De Chazal, Mauritian Writer
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| Cinnamon Controls High Blood Sugar |
| 07.19.09 (8:46 pm) [edit] |
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Sprinkle a little cinnamon on your toast, cereal, oatmeal, or sliced apples. It not only tastes good, it lowers your blood sugar!
In a recent study, people reduced their blood sugar levels by as much as 29 percent in just 40 days. That's with NO drugs, NO diet changes and just plain old cinnamon.
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| Gregory Smith |
| 07.17.09 (12:36 pm) [edit] |
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Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize at age 12
Born in 1990, Gregory Smith could read at age two and had enrolled in university at 10. But “genius” is only one half of the Greg Smith story. When not voraciously learning, this young man travels the globe as a peace and children’s rights activist.
He is the founder of International Youth Advocates, an organization that promotes principles of peace and understanding among young people throughout the world. He has met with Bill Clinton and Mikhail Gorbachev and spoke in front of the UN. For these and other humanitarian and advocacy efforts, Smith has been nominated four times for a Nobel Peace Prize. His latest achievement? He just got his driver license.
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| Divorce After 35 Years of Marriage |
| 07.17.09 (3:19 am) [edit] |
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!''Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!' MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
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| Kim Ung Yong |
| 07.16.09 (1:19 pm) [edit] |
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Attended University at age 4, Ph.D at age 15; world's highest IQ
This Korean super-genius was born in 1962 and might just be the smartest guy alive today (he's recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as having the highest IQ of anyone on the planet). By the age of four he was already able to read in Japanese, Korean, German, and English. At his fifth birthday, he solved complicated differential and integral calculus problems. Later, on Japanese television, he demonstrated his proficiency in Chinese, Spanish, Vietnamese, Tagalog, German, English, Japanese, and Korean. Kim was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under "Highest IQ"; the book estimated the boy's score at over 210.
Kim was a guest student of physics at Hanyang University from the age of 3 until he was 6. At the age of 7 he was invited to America by NASA. He finished his university studies, eventually getting a Ph.D. in physics at Colorado State University before he was 15. In 1974, during his university studies, he began his research work at NASA and continued this work until his return to Korea in 1978 where he decided to switch from physics to civil engineering and eventually received a doctorate in that field. Kim was offered the chance to study at the most prestigious universities in Korea, but instead chose to attend a provincial university. As of 2007 he also serves as adjunct faculty at Chungbuk National University.
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| Women - Quotes |
| 07.15.09 (1:05 am) [edit] |
- A woman’s place is in the wrong. James Grover Thurber, American Humorist
- Being a woman is profession whose only patron is God. Francois Roland Truffaut, French Film Director
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- From birth to age eighteen a girl needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty five she needs good looks, from thirty five to fifty five she needs a good personality. From fifty five on, she needs good cash. Sophie Tucker, American Singer
- A century and a half ago there were no knickers and girls read the bible, now they wear impenetrable body stockings and read Portnoy’s Complaint. Kenneth Peacock Tynan, British Critic
- It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Mamie Van Doren, American Film Actress
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| Painless Cholesterol Cure - Dr. Steven Pratt |
| 07.14.09 (7:20 am) [edit] |
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Works in just 7 days.... and drives the "food police" crazy!
Want to lower your cholesterol so fast it'll make your head spin? It's a breeze, just eat guacamole -- or any dish containing avocados!
Most health experts and nutritionists will tell you this rich, delicious Mexican dish is BANNED from any cholesterol- watcher's menu. But not Dr. Steven Pratt. That's because new research shows eating avocados can lower your cholesterol even faster than drugs... without the side effects!
One study found after just 7 days on a diet including avocados, LDL ("bad") cholesterol and triglyceride levels dropped by 22 percent. Meanwhile, HDL ("good") cholesterol shot up 11 percent -- something most cholesterol- lowering drugs won't do!
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| How To Use A Shotgun ??? |
| 07.13.09 (10:47 pm) [edit] |
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What's the shotgun for?
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a huge mean dog.
"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze.
The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog."
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| Love Quotes |
| 07.13.09 (1:03 am) [edit] |
- Love has become a four letter word. Friedrich (Fritz) Christian Anton Lang, German Film Director
- I’m Looking through You’ Why, tell me why, did you not treat me right? / Love has a nasty habit of disappearing over night. John Winston Ono Lennon & Sir James Paul McCartney, British Rock Composers
- Love means never having to say you’re sorry. ‘LOVE STORY’, Erich Wolf Segal
- The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime. Mignon McLaughlin, American Writer
- What do exist are little loves that may last for a short or longer while. Anna Magnani, Italian Film Star
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| A Unique Combination of Date and Time in Our Life |
| 07.12.09 (1:01 pm) [edit] |
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On 7 August 2009 at 34 minutes 56 seconds past 12 PM, there is going to be a very unique combination of sate and time. A very special moment in our life time which may not occur in our lives again. (specially for those countries which read day/month/year or dd/mm/yy). Just see below: 12:34:56, 07/August/2009 12:34:56, 07/08/09
12:34:56, 7/8/9 or 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 So Feel The Moment and dont Forget to LIVE it
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| Malaieka Jaswal |
| 07.10.09 (11:09 pm) [edit] |
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With Zaera Jaswal (2nd day of Zaera's Birth)
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| Zitieren |
| 07.08.09 (11:31 pm) [edit] |
- The only problem with women is men. Kathie Sarachild, American Feminist
- The keeping of an idle woman is a badge of superior status. Dorothy Leigh Sayers, British Crime Novelist
- Any woman who has a great deal to offer the world, is in trouble. Hazel Dorothy Scott, American Feminist
- The best seller is the AK-47 of the Women’s Liberation Movement. R. Z. Sheppard, American Critic
- Woman’s virtue is man’s greatest inventions. Cornelia Otis Skinner, American Actress/Author
- As far as I am concerned being any gender is a drag. Patricia (Patti) Lee Smith, American Singer and Poet
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| Knock out an Ulcer with Broccoli |
| 07.08.09 (12:54 pm) [edit] |
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About 25 million Americans will suffer from a peptic ulcer at some point in their lives. To get rid of their ulcers, most will take an antibiotic like amoxicillin.
Pretty tame stuff, right? Wrong! Amoxicillin can bring with it unwanted side effects like fever, nausea, stomach pain, diarrhea, headache, even a yucky condition called "hairy tongue"!
And if you think that's bad, according to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), the cost of treating an ulcer with antibiotics over an average 17-day period can run upward of $1,000!
Fortunately, there's one unconventional treatment with NO side effects Dr. Pratt swears by. "Eat broccoli!" he says. Why?
Broccoli contains a remarkably potent compound called sulforaphane, that kills off the H. pylori bacteria that cause most ulcers. Not only can it knock out an ulcer, eating one serving a day for a month might run you 20 bucks... a fraction of the cost of drugs!
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| Citare un Autore |
| 07.08.09 (1:40 am) [edit] |
- A lady is known by the product she endorses. Frederic Ogden Nash, American Poet
- If women didn’t exist all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Sokratis Onassis (aka Ari/Aristoo), Greek Millionaire/Shipping Magnate
- Women are like banks, boy, Breaking and entering a serious business. John (Joe) Kingsley Orton, British Playwright
- When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Helen Rowland, American Journalist/Humorist
- Failing to be there when a man wants her is woman’s greatest sin, except to be there he doesn’t want her. (Anonymous)
- There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. Helena Rubinstein, Polish Cosmetician
- No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. Jill Ruckelshaus, American Feminist
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| Fat Which Reduces Cancer |
| 07.06.09 (9:58 pm) [edit] |
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You've been told cancer runs in families. You've been told what to eat and what NOT to eat -- including LESS fat..
Yet Dr.. Steven Pratt says there's one fat you should eat MORE of. It's the monounsaturated fat called oleic acid, found in olive oil!
It should come as no surprise. After all, olive oil is a staple of the Mediterranean diet. And people in Spain and Greece are far less likely to develop cancer than in the U.S.
But what's really interesting is how olive oil not only prevents cancer, it blasts away cancer cells that already exist! So if you're even the slightest bit worried about cancer, this is one Super Food you don't want to be without!
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| Medical Terms for Dummies |
| 07.05.09 (11:17 pm) [edit] |
• ANTIBODY: against everyone
• ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
• BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
• BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
• BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
• CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
• CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
• CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
• CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
• COMA: a punctuation mark
• CONGENITAL: friendly
• CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
• D & C: where Washington is
• DILATE: to live longer
• ENEMA: not a friend
• ER: the things on your head that you hear with
• FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
• GENES: blue denim slacks
• HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
• IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
• LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
• MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
• ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
• PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
• PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
• PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
• PROTEIN: in favor of young people
• RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
• RHEUMATIC: amorous
• SECRETION: hiding anything
• TABLET: a small table
• TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
• TIBIA: country in North Africa
• TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
• TUMOR: an extra pair
• URINE: opposite of "you're out"
• VARICOSE: very close
• VEIN: conceited
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| Citar |
| 07.05.09 (11:41 am) [edit] |
- I think that women have it made if they know how to go about it. A woman don’t have to work, really, if she don’t want to and is smart enough to make a man a good wife he’s gonna take care of her. Dolly Rebecca Parton, American Singer
- Woman gives herself as a prize to the week and as a prop to the strong, and no man ever has what he should. Cesare Pavese, Italian Novelist
- There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, that goes for women too. Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruizy Picasso,(Pablo Picasso) Spanish Artist
- If there’s anything worse than a woman living alone, it’s a woman saying she likes it. Russell Rouse & Clarence Greene, in Pillow Talk (Movie)
- Every woman adores a Fascist /The boot in the face, the brute/Brute heart of a brute like you. Sylvia Plath, American Writer/Poet
- Woman is like a teabag, you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Nancy Davis Reagan, First Lady/Wife of American President Ronald Reagan
- Scratch most feminists and underneath there is a woman who longs to be a sex object, the difference is that it’s not all she longs to be. Betty Rollin, American Feminist
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| How To Speak English When You are in London |
| 07.02.09 (11:45 pm) [edit] |
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Santa Singh once went to Banta Singh's House and said "Oye Banteya, lets go to London."
Banta Singh replied "Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aati" (I can't speak English)
Santa Singh assures Banta Singh that his English skills are Better than Average, and that he'd take care of him in London.
Santa and Banta reach London, and pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road. A Gori Mem (English Lady) pulls up behind them in her car and starts of in English, "You are jay-walking BLAH BLAH don't you have any regard for the traffic rules in this country, blah, blah".
Santa Singh turns around, looks at the Gori Mem (English Lady), and starts rattling off the following at a fairly brisk pace:
"To the Principal, Government High secondary school, Village Noorpur, Post Office Noorpur, Tehsil Jalandhar, District Jalandhar, Punjab, India. Sir ... I am having severe stomach aches since yesterday, and my family doctor has recomended bed rest! .... Please grant me two days sick leave Your's Obediently .... Santa Singh."
The Gori (English Lady) is quite baffled at the sudden outburst from Santa Singh, and quietly gets into her car and leaves.
Banta Singh is amazed. He runs up to Santa and says "Oye Santa, tu taan phate chak dite"! Us gori de takkar di angrazi bol ke"
(You put that gori (English Lady) back in her place, your English sounds better than hers.)
Santa Shrugs off Banta and says:
"Oye yeh taa kuch bhi nahin, je jaada tain tain kardi na .... mainu 'Thirsty Crow' te 'Greedy Daag' Dono aande se dono suna dene se"
(That was only a sample, if she would have stuck around I would have recited 'thirsty crow' and 'Greedy dog' for her as well
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| La MonaliBean - Bean-a-Lisa - The 2009 Version of Mona Lisa |
| 07.02.09 (6:25 am) [edit] |
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| Coats |
| 07.01.09 (9:31 pm) [edit] |
- If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted-there is practically nothing she can’t do. You have to go back to the Children's Crusade in 1212 AD to find as unfortunate and fatuous an attempt at manipulated hysteria as the Women's Liberation Movement. Helen Lawrenson, American Journalist
- Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don’t are ladies. This is however, a rather archaic use of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn’t put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian. Frances (Fran) Ann (Annie) Lebowitz (Leibovitz), American Author/Journalist
- Woman should be obscene and not heard. John Winston Ono Lennon, British Rock Star
- Woman Is The Nigger of the World. John Lennon & Yoko Ono, British Rock Composers
- But if God had wanted us to think with our wombs, why did He give us a brain? Clare Boothe Luce, American Diplomat/Journalist
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| Railway Staff |
| 07.01.09 (1:01 pm) [edit] |
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Banta Singh is travelling in a train. On the way, he feels the urge to go to the toilet. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, and sees a Sardar ji inside; quickly apologizes, and comeback to his seat, not realizing that he had only looked into the mirror in the bathroom.
Repeated attempts prove futile as every time Banta opens the door, he finds the same Sardar in the exact same position. Not being able to take it anymore, he hunts down the conductor who happens to be another Sardar by the name of Santa Singh, and relates his sorry tale.
The Conductor Santa Singh promises to take a look, goes to the Bathroom to oust the offender, and returns with a sheepish look on his face. "What's wrong?", asks Banta. To which the conductor replies, "I'm sorry, brother I can’t do anything, this man is a railway staff member".
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