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| Rudyard Kipling - Poem |
| 05.31.09 (9:48 pm) [edit] |
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
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| Honey and Cinnamon Very Effective Medicine for most of Diseases |
| 05.31.09 (1:03 am) [edit] |
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It is found that a mixture of honey and cinnamon cures most Diseases.
Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world.
Scientists of today also accept honey as a 'Ram Ban' (very effective)
medicine for all kinds of diseases.
Honey can be used without any side Effects for any kind of diseases.
Today's science says that even though honey is sweet,
if taken in the right dosage as a medicine,
it does not harm diabetic patients.
Weekly World News, a Magazine in Canada ,
on its issue dated 17 January,
1995 has given the following list of diseases that
can be cured by honey and cinnamon as researched
by western scientists:
HEART DISEASES:
Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, apply on bread,
instead of jelly and jam, and eat it regularly for breakfast.
It reduces the cholesterol in the arteries and saves the patient
from heart attack. Also, those who have already had an attack,
if they do this Process daily they are kept miles away from
the next attack.
Regular use of the above process relieves loss of breath
and strengthens the heart beat. In America and Canada,
various nursing homes have treated patients successfully
and have found that as you age, the arteries and veins
lose their flexibility and get clogged; honey and cinnamon
revitalize the arteries and veins.
ARTHRITIS:
Arthritis patients may take daily, morning, and night,
One cup of hot water with two spoons of honey and
one small teaspoon of cinnamon powder.
If taken regularly even chronic arthritis can be cured.
In a recent research conducted at the Copenhagen University,
it was found that when the doctors treated their patients
with a mixture of one tablespoon honey and half teaspoon
Cinnamon powder before breakfast,They found that within a week,
out of the 200 people So treated, practically 73 patients were
totally relieved of pain, and within a month, mostly all the
patients who could not walk or move around because of arthritis
started walking without pain.
BLADDER INFECTIONS:
Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon
of honey in a glass of lukewarm water and drink- destroys
the germs in the bladder.
TOOTHACHE:
Make a paste of one teaspoon of cinnamon powder and
five teaspoons of honey and apply on the aching tooth.
This may be applied three times a day until the tooth stops aching.
CHOLESTEROL:
Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of
cinnamon powder mixed in 16 ounces of tea water,
given to a cholesterol patient were found to reduce the level
of cholesterol in the blood by 10 percent within two hours.
As mentioned for arthritic patients, if taken three times a day,
any chronic cholesterol is cured. According to information
received in the said Journal, pure honey taken with food daily
relieves complaints of cholesterol. By the way, if you're
taking cholesterol medicine, STOP!
They all contain STATIN which weaken your muscles...
including YOUR HEART and none has been shown to
stop heart attacks or strokes!!!!
COLDS:
Those suffering from common or severe colds
should take one tablespoon lukewarm honey with
1/4 spoon cinnamon powder daily for three days.
This process will cure most chronic cough, cold,
and clear the sinuses.
UPSET STOMACH:
Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache
and also clears stomach ulcers from the root.
GAS:
According to the studies done in India and Japan, it is
revealed that if honey is taken with cinnamon powder
the stomach is relieve of gas.
IMMUNE SYSTEM:
Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens
the immune system and protects the body from bacterial
and viral attacks. Scientists have found that honey has
various vitamins and iron in large amounts.
Constant Use of honey strengthens the white blood
corpuscles to fight bacterial and viral diseases.
INDIGESTION:
Cinnamon powder sprinkled on two tablespoons of honey
taken before food relieves acidity and digests the heaviest of
meals.
INFLUENZA:
A scientist in Spain has proved that honey contains
a natural ingredient which kills the influenza germs
and Saves the patient from flu.
LONG LIFE:
Tea made with honey and cinnamon powder,
when taken regularly, arrests the ravages of old age.
Take four spoons of honey, one spoon of cinnamon powder
and three cups of water and boil to make like tea.
Drink 1/4 cup, three to four times a day.
It keeps the skin fresh and soft and arrests old age..
Life spans also increases and even a 100 year old,
starts performing the chores of a 20-year-old.
PIMPLES:
Three tablespoons of honey and one teaspoon of
cinnamon powder paste. Apply this paste on the pimples
before sleeping and wash it next morning with warm water.
If done daily for two weeks, it removes pimples from the root.
SKIN INFECTION:
Applying honey and cinnamon powder in
equal parts on the affected parts, cures eczema,
ringworm and all types of skin infections.
WEIGHT LOSS:
Daily in the morning one half hour before breakfast
on an empty stomach and at night before sleeping,
drink honey and cinnamon powder boiled in one cup of water.
If taken regularly, it reduces the weight of even the
most obese person. Also, drinking this mixture
regularly does not allow the fat to accumulate in the body
even though the person may eat a high calorie diet.
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| ANOTHER CHANCE! |
| 05.30.09 (9:45 pm) [edit] |
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Once all the Sardars get disgusted about the large number of jokes that are cracked about them and so they come together in an auditorium to prove to the world that they aren't that silly after all.
They call upon one sardar and ask him, "What is 10 plus 10?” After thinking for some time sardarji replies, "25!"
The officials to whom they want to prove get disgusted but thousands of sardars in the auditorium start shouting, "Give him another chance!"
So the officials ask him again, "What is 5 plus 5?" The sardar replies after thinking for awhile, "30!"
Again there's shouting from the audience, "Give him another chance!"
Another question is posed, "What is 2 plus 2?" The sardarji replies after much thought, "4!" Again there is the voice of a thousand shouts, "Give him another chance!
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| How To Drive A Motor Bike In Floods |
| 05.30.09 (5:56 am) [edit] |
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| Feel The Heat |
| 05.29.09 (12:10 am) [edit] |
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Santa, Banta and Ghanta Singh were lost in adesert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. Santa Singh took the radiator, Banta Singh took the seat, and Ghanta took the door.
After walking for a while the Banta asked Santa, "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
Santa responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid."
Santa then asked the Banta, "Why did you bring the seat?"
Banta replied, "If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally, both asked the Ghanta Singh why he had chosen the door.
Ghanta quickly responded to the question with a smile, "Well, when I shall feel the need to get some breeze in this heat all I have to do is roll down the window."
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| SANTA VS. KASPAROV |
| 05.28.09 (1:47 am) [edit] |
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Santa Singh is flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasparov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc. Gary says "How would you like to play me for $ 500 US"?
Santa: "But you're too good".
Gary: "I'll play left handed".
Santa can’t resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, check Mates our Sardar in 8 Moves. Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.
Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You're an absolute fool Santa)
Santa: "Kyon" (why)?
Banta: "Abe gadhe........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (You idiot, Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).
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| Love Quotes |
| 05.27.09 (8:52 am) [edit] |
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Romance and work are great diversions to keep you from dealing with yourself. Cher, American Singer
In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want the other person. Margaret Anderson, American Author
Love, in distinction from friendship, is killed, or rather extinguished, the moment it is displayed in public. Hannah Ardent, American Writer
Love is the victim’s response to the rapist. Ti Grace Atkinson, American Feminist
That desert of loneliness and recrimination that men call love. Samuel Beckett, Irish Author
To love is to escape through one being the mediocrity of others. Abel Bonnard, French Writer
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| Human Embryo - Once Upon a Time You Were This |
| 05.26.09 (10:27 pm) [edit] |
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| Lyrics - The best of both worlds - Title Song Hannah Montana |
| 05.26.09 (7:20 am) [edit] |
Oh yea, Come on
You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yeah when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you but no one ever discovers
In some ways, you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together
And you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds
You go to movie premiers (was that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But school's cool 'cause nobody knows
Yeah you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of of both worlds
Mix it all together
And you know that it's the
Best of both...worlds
Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best part is that
You get to be whoever you wanna be
Best...best...yeah the best of both
Best...best...you get the best of both
Best...best...c'mon the best of both
Who would'a thought that a girl like me
Would double as a super star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together
And you know that it's the best
You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You can go anywhere
You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together...oh yeah
It's so much better
'Cause you know you've got
The best of both worlds
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| List - Countries in Anatolia, Persian Plateau, Mesopotamia, Arabian Peninsula |
| 05.25.09 (11:52 pm) [edit] |
- Kuwait
- Bahrain
- Oman
- Qatar
- Saudi Arabia
- United Arab Emirates
- Yemen
- Israel
- Jordan
- Lebanon
- Syria
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| How to Drive a Car Without Engine |
| 05.25.09 (11:03 am) [edit] |
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| Hang in There - Joke |
| 05.24.09 (9:15 pm) [edit] |
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11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping
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| List - Latin America Countries |
| 05.24.09 (1:16 am) [edit] |
- Latin America includes almost 20 French, Portuguese and Spanish speaking countries, list is as follows
- Argentina
- Bolivia
- Brazil
- Chile
- Colombia
- Costa Rica
- Cuba
- Dominican Republic
- Ecuador
- El Salvador
- Guatemala
- Haiti
- Honduras
- Mexico
- Nicaragua
- Panama
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Uruguay
- Venezuela
- If the list is extended little further it may also include:
- Belize
- French Guiana
- French West Indies
- Guyana
- Islands of the West Indies where a Romance tongue is spoken
- Puerto Rico
- Suriname
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| One Potato Two Potato & Sardar Potato |
| 05.22.09 (9:03 am) [edit] |
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Once there were three convicts that escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and one a Sardar. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to hide in them. About an hour later the Prison Warden and his assistant came into the barn. The warden told his assistant to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there the warden asked him what he saw and the assistant yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The warden told him to find out what was in them, so the assistant kicked the first sack, which had the Madrasi in it. He went, "Bow-wow", so the assistant told the warden there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the Gujarati in it. He went, "Meow", so the assistant told the warden there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the Sardar in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the Sardar said, "Potatoes".
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| How to Ride Bicycle with help of a Motorcyclist |
| 05.21.09 (9:20 pm) [edit] |
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| Quotes about Women |
| 05.20.09 (9:11 pm) [edit] |
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"There are no really ugly women. Every woman is a Venus in her own way". Brigitte Bardot, French film star
"The dogma of woman’s complete historical subjection to man must be rated as one of the most fantastic myths ever created by the human mind". Mary Ritter Beard, American historian
"The division of the sexes is a biological fact, not an event in history". Simone De Beauvoir, French writer
"One is not born a woman, one becomes one". ‘The Second Sex’ 1953
"If any man had proved sufficient self-centered and commonplace to attempt my subjugation, I should have judged him, found him wanting and left him. The only sort of person in whose favor I could ever wish to surrender my autonomy would be just the one who did his utmost to prevent any such thing". ‘The Observer’ 1974
"Women are really much nicer than men, no wonder we like them". Kingsley Amis, British author
"A man who is honest with himself wants a woman to be soft and feminine, careful of what she’s saying and talk like a man". Ann Margret, American film star
"Evil comes from the darkness of women". Antonin Artaud, French playwright
"Women are brighter than men. That’s true. But it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket". Anita Loos, American writer
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| Sardar Gee - Joke |
| 05.18.09 (11:17 pm) [edit] |
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A Sardar is at the railway station. He asks one of the railway attendants "When will the Rajdhani Express go from here?". And the man replies 12.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to Punjab by train or not. Sardar replies, "NO. I only wanted to cross the tracks!"
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| Lyrics - Let Me Take You in My Arms |
| 05.18.09 (2:19 am) [edit] |
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You' ll be better off, I know
With another kind of man
All I've got is what I feel
And what I feel is what I am
But let me take you in my arms again
Let me take you in my arms and then
Let me see behind your smile
Let me love you like a child
Let me take you in my arms
Im like a train thats rollin on a track
Like a train that's got no turnin' back
Let me keep you from the storm
Let me make you safe and warm
Let me take you in my arms
You'll be better off, I know
With another kind of man
All I've got is what I feel
But what I feel is what I am
Let me take you in my arms again
Wont be easy, but I'll learn to bend
Like a ship without a sail
On a sea without a trail
Let me take you in my arms
You'll be better off, I know
With another kind of man
All I've got is what I feel
But what I feel is what I am
Let me take you in my arms again
Wont be easy, but I'll learn to bend
Like a ship without a sail
On a sea without a trail
Let me take you in my arms
But let me take you in my arms again
Let me take you in my arms and then
Let me see behind your smile
Let me love you like a child
Let me take you in my arms
Let me take you in my arms again
Let me take you in my arms and then
Let me see behind your smile
Let me love you like a child
Let me take you in my arms
Let me take you in my arms again Neil Diamond
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| To Save A Life |
| 05.15.09 (9:33 pm) [edit] |
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There once was a train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks when it suddenly deviated its course and went into the fields nearby. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught. He was found to be a Sardar and was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks, etc .
Then authorities replied: "Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger.You should have overran that person." To which our Sardar replied "Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came near".
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| Last Words |
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Beautifully done. Last words to a nurse who had given him an injection.
Sir Stanley Spencer, British artist died 1959
I feel faint. Last words.
Adlai Stevenson, American politician, died 1968
This isn’t the worst. The worst is that they stole twenty-five years of my life. Last words for Hollywood.
Erich Von Stroheim (Oswald van Nordenwall) German film director died 1957
God bless… God damn… Last words.
James Thurber, American humorist, died 1961
I’m not afraid to die, honey. In fact, I’ m kind of looking forward to it. I know the Lord has his arms wrapped around this big, fat sparrow. Last interview.
Ethel Waters, American blues singer, died 1977
Go away. I’m all right. Last words to his nurse.
H.G. WELLS, British writer, died 1946
Life is not worth living. Last Note.
Charles Whitman, American murderer, shot by police after he had killed 16 and wounded 30 people, 1965
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| Only Smart People |
| 05.14.09 (12:05 pm) [edit] |
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Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on
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| REAL FRIEND TEST! |
| 05.14.09 (12:01 am) [edit] |
This is GOOD...
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'Coke drawer' with her foot!
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!
Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you
get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..
When you are down to nothing ...
God is up to something.
'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile.
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| You have seen galloping Horses, Now Presenting Proudly, The Galloping Donkey |
| 05.13.09 (11:15 pm) [edit] |
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| Feng Shui - Lotus Touts |
| 05.12.09 (9:23 pm) [edit] |
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Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!
Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
Do not keep this message.
The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
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| Punjabi Translation of Outlook Express |
| 05.11.09 (10:44 pm) [edit] |
If Outlook was in Punjabi
You will have commands like these on your computer:
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally
Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao..
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| Nothing Compares To You - Lyrics |
| 05.11.09 (9:36 am) [edit] |
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It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you
It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong?
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me?
He said, girl, you better have fun
No matter what you do
But he's a fool ...
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...
All the flowers that you planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you Sinead O'Connor
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| Sardar Gee and Math |
| 05.10.09 (10:42 am) [edit] |
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There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be appropriate to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how much a ride would cost.
The driver frets a little and tells them, "Sahab! If only four of you were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/- more."
The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-."
Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
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7 | 28 = 13 ; ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
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The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of exultant happiness is written on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.
Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads (?) in appreciation.
The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
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i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28 so this checks out. He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh. It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man, you know!" Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it via mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see!"
While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as shown:
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7
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28 ; this checks out as well.
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Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods." Peace reigns at the President's residence as the inhabitants and guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion
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| BUS NO. 123 |
| 05.09.09 (12:03 am) [edit] |
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A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It'll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don't worry, it won't be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"
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| Suicide Notes |
| 05.08.09 (7:45 am) [edit] |
- Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. (George Henry Sanders, British Film Actor suicide 1972)
- I can’t live any longer with my nerves. (Jean Dorothy Seberg, American Film Actress suicide 1979)
- I’m sorry to disappoint the vultures. (Stephen Thomas Ward, British Osteopath & Portrait Painter suicide 1963)
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| List - Countries and Territories in North Africa |
| 05.07.09 (11:09 pm) [edit] |
- There are 6 countries and 4 territories and one disputed territory in the Northern Part of Africa. The list is as under:
- Algeria
- Egypt
- Libya
- Morocco
- Sudan
- Tunisia
- Western Sahara (Disputed Sovereignty)
- Canary Islands (Spain)
- Ceuta (Spain)
- Madeira Islands (Portugal)
- Melilla (Spain)
For List of all Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages Click Below Countries, A to K (1 to 93) Countries, L to S (93 to 159)
Countries, S to Z (160 to 193) TO SEE OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD CLICK BELOW
Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics, Central America, North America, South America, Caribbean, Africa, East Africa, West Africa, Central Africa, South Africa
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| Sardar Gee in School |
| 05.07.09 (2:04 am) [edit] |
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Banta Singhs' son Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. "Dad, today we had spelling - all the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?". "No son, that's because you are intelligent."
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we also had Math - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar?". "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??". The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old".
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| Sardar Gee and Lotto |
| 05.06.09 (12:22 am) [edit] |
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A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the temple.....................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Bhagwan, somewhere in the skies calls one of his angels and says, “Go kick his ass and tell that idiot that he needs to buy a 10 rupee lotto ticket first and then pray.”
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| Turtle and Soda |
| 05.05.09 (6:07 am) [edit] |
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Once a family of 3 Turtles decided to go on a picnic. When they reached at the decided beach, they realized that they had forgot to bring soda. It was decided to send the little one to bring soda from home. The little one agreed and said, "I will make it snappy if you people dont eat the snacks till I return". "Agreed", Said the parents. A week went by, then a month and then a year. After a year father turtle said to the mother turtle, "come on let's have the snacks now." As he said this, the Little One popped up from the nearby bush and said, " I will not go home if you do that."
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| Sardar Gee Racing |
| 05.04.09 (10:34 pm) [edit] |
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Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes. First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan (god) help you". Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban.
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| List - Countries and Territories in South African Region |
| 05.03.09 (6:53 am) [edit] |
- There are just 5 Countries counted amongst the South African Region. List is as under:
- Botswana
- Lesotho
- Namibia
- South Africa
- Swaziland
For List of all Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages Click Below Countries, A to K (1 to 93) Countries, L to S (93 to 159)
Countries, S to Z (160 to 193) TO SEE OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD CLICK BELOW
Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics, Central America, North America, South America, Caribbean,
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| List - Countries in Central Africa |
| 05.01.09 (11:43 pm) [edit] |
- There are 9 countries in Central Africa:
- Angola
- Cameroon
- Central African Republic
- Chad
- Congo
- Congo, Democratic Republic of
- Equatorial Guinea
- Gabon
- Sao Tome and Principe
For List of all Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages Click Below Countries, A to K (1 to 93) Countries, L to S (93 to 159)
Countries, S to Z (160 to 193) TO SEE OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD CLICK BELOW
Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics, Central America, North America, South America, Caribbean,
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| Sardar Gee Fills Form |
| 05.01.09 (9:29 am) [edit] |
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One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?. Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - "What are you doing here ?" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you're in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"
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