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| Sardar Gee's Mileage |
| 04.30.09 (6:22 am) [edit] |
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A sardar from Delhi had an old car, which had run for over a 1,00,000 kilometers. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price because of its excess mileage. He approached a friend of his and asked for help. The friend gave him an address in and asked him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometers. The sardar thanked him and left the place. For a few days, the friend did not see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar had sold the car. A few weeks later, the sardar came to see the friend in the same car. The friend was surprised and asked - "What happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?" The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only 30,000 kilometers."
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| List - Countries and Territories in West Africa |
| 04.29.09 (8:47 pm) [edit] |
- Western Africa has 16 countries and one Territory as listed below:
- Benin
- Burkina Faso
- Cape Verde
- Cote d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast)
- Gambia
- Ghana
- Guinea
- Guinea Bissau
- Liberia
- Mali
- Mauritania
- Niger
- Nigeria
- Senegal
- Sierra Leone
- Togo
- Saint Helena (United Kingdom)
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics, Central America, North America, South America, Caribbean,
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| Places to See in Egypt During My Visit |
| 04.29.09 (12:28 am) [edit] |
- Cairo
- River Nile
- Giza
- Saqqara
- Port Said
- Suez Canal
- Alexandria
- Aswan
- Philae
- Komombo
- Abu Simbel
- Thebes
- Luxor
- Abydos
- Lake Nasser
- Sahara Desert
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| List - Countries and Territories in East Africa |
| 04.28.09 (6:14 am) [edit] |
- Eastern Africa has 18 Countries and 2 Territories as listed:
- East Africa
- Burundi
- Comoros
- Djibouti
- Eritrea
- Ethiopia
- Kenya
- Madagascar
- Malawi
- Mauritius
- Mozambique
- Rwanda
- Seychelles
- Somalia
- Tanzania
- Uganda
- Zambia
- Zimbabwe
- Mayotte (France)
- Réunion (France)
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| Sardar Gee in NASA |
| 04.27.09 (10:38 pm) [edit] |
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NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double-checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem. Finally, a Sardarji offered to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,” said the Sardarji. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
“Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardarji said. The engineers did.
"Now start the engines,” he said. To the engineers surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space! Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do.
He replied -"It is very simple. This is what we always do with our scooters and motorcycles in India when powered off due to lack of fuel.”
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| Sardar Gee Goes to Stadium |
| 04.27.09 (7:50 am) [edit] |
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A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first innings, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!" He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success. Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out "Hey, Balbir!" Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke. Finally he had his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once more. Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, "My name isn't Balbir!"
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| List - Countries and Territories in Africa |
| 04.26.09 (10:57 pm) [edit] |
- African Continent has 53 Countries and 8 Territories (Including One Disputed Territory of Western Sahara). The List goes as under:
- Algeria
- Angola
- Benin
- Botswana
- Burkina Faso
- Burundi
- Cameroon
- Cape Verde
- Central African Republic
- Chad
- Comoros
- Congo
- Congo, Democratic Republic of
- Cote d'Ivoire
- Djibouti
- Egypt
- Equatorial Guinea
- Eritrea
- Ethiopia
- Gabon
- Gambia
- Ghana
- Guinea
- Guinea-Bissau
- Kenya
- Lesotho
- Liberia
- Libya
- Madagascar
- Malawi
- Mali
- Mauritania
- Mauritius
- Morocco
- Mozambique
- Namibia
- Niger
- Nigeria
- Rwanda
- Sao Tome and Príncipe
- Senegal
- Seychelles
- Sierra Leone
- Somalia
- South Africa
- Sudan
- Swaziland
- Tanzania
- Togo
- Tunisia
- Uganda
- Zambia
- Zimbabwe
- Canary Islands (Spain)
- Ceuta (Spain)
- Madeira Islands (Portugal)
- Mayotte (France)
- Melilla (Spain)
- Reunion (France)
- Saint Helena (UK)
- Western Sahara
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| God Saves Sardar Gee |
| 04.26.09 (12:59 am) [edit] |
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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passer by saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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| List - Countries and Territories in South America |
| 04.24.09 (8:47 pm) [edit] |
- 12 Countries and 3 Territories in total, in the South American Region:
- Argentina
- Bolivia
- Brazil
- Chile
- Colombia
- Ecuador
- Guyana
- Paraguay
- Peru
- Suriname
- Uruguay
- Venezuela
- Galapagos Islands (Ecuador)
- Falkland Island (United Kingdom)
- French Guiana (France)
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
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| Photo of Dubai Cricket Stadium in Day Light |
| 04.24.09 (8:21 am) [edit] |
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| Sardar Gee Takes a Yes/No Question Paper |
| 04.23.09 (11:40 pm) [edit] |
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But Sir", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."
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| Sardar Gee's Maruti |
| 04.22.09 (10:11 pm) [edit] |
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One fine morning found Sardarji driving his new Maruti (which he called marrruttti very affectionately). Sardarji was very happy to be the owner of a marrruttti and was singing to himself. Suddenly, he collided with the milkman. The accident caused much damage to the milkman's bicycle and our guy was furious. Sardarji ran towards him mumbling apologies, but the our guy was not pacified. He shouted "Sardar, khoon ka badla khoon, torfoor ka badla torfoor". Saying so, he got a stout stick and starting hammering it on the windshield. Sardarji was shocked and tried to take the stick from him, requesting him to stop. But the milkman (who was incidently very stout) got hold of the Sardarji and carried him ten metres away from his marrruttti. He drew a small circle near the road with the stick and asked Sardarji to stay inside and not move outside the circle, threatening him with his stout stick for better measure. Now our Sardarji was not very brave at heart and cooly went to stand in the circle. Our milkman goes back to what he had left in the middle and starts on the headlights. After this, he starts on the rearlights. As soon as he breaks the first one, he hears a faint chuckle from the Sardarji. He breaks the other one, now he could distinctly hear the Sardarji laugh slightly. Enraged, he goes to the Sardarji and asks him why he was laughing. Sardarji says that it was nothing. He comes backs and resumes his assault on the poor marrruttti and as he goes on in this act, Sardarji's laughs become louder and louder. Enraged, the milkman increases his assault , but the laughs keep on increasing rather than decreasing. At last, the milkman can't stop himself. He goes to the Sardar and taking him by the collar, asks him the reason for laughing. Our Sardar at first says it was nothing, but when the milkman starts getting really rough, he breaks down. He says "If I tell you, you will beat me". The milkman, now very curious, promises not to do anything if the Sardar tells him. Satisfied about his safety, our Sardarji says "You know, while u were engaged there, I came out of the circle seventeen times".
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| The Lie Detector |
| 04.22.09 (5:10 am) [edit] |
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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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| Prison vs Job |
| 04.21.09 (12:54 am) [edit] |
You spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell
You spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle
You get three meals a day (free)
You only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself
You get time off for good behavior
You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you
You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself
You can watch TV and play games
You get fired for watching TV and playing games
You get your own toilet
You have to share
They allow your family and friends to visit
You can not even speak to your family and friends
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners
So Better KILL Your Boss & Go To Prison ??
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| List - Countries In West Asia (Western Asia or South West Asia) |
| 04.20.09 (11:28 pm) [edit] |
- There are 18 Countries in West Asia. The List is as under:
- Armenia
- Azerbaijan
- Bahrain
- Cyprus
- Georgia
- Iraq
- Israel
- Jordan
- Kuwait
- Lebanon
- Oman
- Palestine
- Qatar
- Saudi Arabia
- Syria
- Turkey
- United Arab Emirates
- Yemen
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, Caucasus,
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| List - Countries and Territories in East Asia (Eastern Asia Region) |
| 04.20.09 (10:57 am) [edit] |
- In total 5 Countries and 3 Territories are counted among the East Asia Region:
- China, People's Republic of
- Japan
- Korea North
- Korea South
- Mongolia
- Hong Kong (China)
- Macau (China)
- Taiwan, Republic of China
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| List - Countries In North Asia Region (Northern Asia) |
| 04.20.09 (10:33 am) [edit] |
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A rarely used term because there is only one country in the Northern Asia and that is Russia (Mostly Siberian part of it)
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| List - Countries and Territories of Asia |
| 04.19.09 (11:30 am) [edit] |
- Asia (Complete) has 49 Countries and 11 Territories (Including Two Unrecognized Territories of Nagorno Karabakh and South Ossetia and One Partially Recognized State of Abkhazia). The List goes as follows:
- Afghanistan
- Armenia
- Azerbaijan
- Bahrain
- Bangladesh
- Bhutan
- Brunei
- Cambodia
- China, People's Republic of
- Cyprus
- East Timor
- Georgia
- India
- Indonesia
- Iran
- Iraq
- Israel
- Japan
- Jordan
- Kazakhstan
- Korea North
- Korea South
- Kuwait
- Kyrgyzstan
- Laos
- Lebanon
- Malaysia
- Maldives
- Mongolia
- Myanmar (Burma)
- Nepal
- Oman
- Pakistan
- Palestine
- Philippines
- Qatar
- Russia
- Saudi Arabia
- Singapore
- Sri Lanka
- Syria
- Tajikistan
- Thailand
- Turkey
- Turkmenistan
- United Arab Emirates
- Uzbekistan
- Vietnam
- Yemen
- Abkhazia (Partially Recognized disputed territory of Georgia)
- Akrotiri and Dhekelia (United Kingdom)
- British Indian Ocean Territory (United Kingdom)
- Christmas Island (Australia)
- Cocos Islands (Keeling Islands) (Australia)
- Cyprus, Northern (Turkey)
- Hong Kong (China)
- Macau (China)
- Nagorno Karabakh (Disputed Territory between Armenia and Azerbaijan, Stauts is Independant presently)
- Ossetia, South (Disputed Territory of Georgia which declared independence)
- Taiwan, Republic of China (China)
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| Sardar Gee and The Barber |
| 04.19.09 (6:07 am) [edit] |
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Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
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| Color TV |
| 04.18.09 (11:53 pm) [edit] |
Sardar Gee is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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| Q&A With Sardar Gee - Part II |
| 04.17.09 (10:06 pm) [edit] |
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Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What did Sardar say when he ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q: How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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| Q&A With Sardar Gee |
| 04.17.09 (10:39 am) [edit] |
Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They cannot find the eleven on the phone
Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: What did Sardar do when he was told to "Look at the dead bird"?
A: Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
Q: What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why do recently so many surdars get injured when they try to send a letter bomb?
A: In order to be modern they want to send the bomb by fax.
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| List - Countries In Caucasus (Caucasia) Region |
| 04.16.09 (11:46 pm) [edit] |
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Normally these 4 countries are included in Caucasian Region: Russia
Georgia
Armenia
Azerbaijan Note that Russia is included in North Caucasus also called Ciscaucasus or Ciscaucasia and the other 3 countries are in the South Caucasus which is also called Transcaucasus or Transcaucasia
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| List - Countries and Territories of North America |
| 04.15.09 (9:38 pm) [edit] |
- The Continent of North America has 23 Countries and 18 Territories as follows:
- Antigua and Barbuda
- Bahamas
- Barbados
- Belize
- Canada
- Costa Rica
- Cuba
- Dominica
- Dominican Republic
- El Salvador
- Grenada
- Guatemala
- Haiti
- Honduras
- Jamaica
- Mexico
- Nicaragua
- Panama
- Saint Kitts and Nevis
- Saint Lucia
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
- Trinidad and Tobago
- United States of America
- Anguilla (United Kingdom)
- Aruba (Netherlands)
- Bermuda (United Kingdom)
- British Virgin Islands (United Kingdom)
- Cayman Islands (United Kingdom)
- Clipperton Island (France)
- Greenland (Denmark)
- Guadeloupe (France)
- Martinique (France)
- Montserrat (United Kingdom)
- Navassa Island (United States of America)
- Netherlands Antilles (Netherlands)
- Puerto Rico (United States of America)
- Saint Barthelemy (France)
- Saint Martin (France)
- Saint Pierre and Miquelon (France)
- Turks and Caicos Islands (United Kingdom)
- U.S. Virgin Islands (United States of America)
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| Sardar Gee |
| 04.15.09 (10:09 am) [edit] |
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind
• Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
• Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
• Tries to drown a fish in water
• Thinks socialism means partying
• Trips over a cordless phone
• Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius"
• Studies for a blood test and fails
• Sells the car for gas money
• Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
• Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he turns around and goes home
• Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
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| Chocolates You Eat will Determine Your Age !!! |
| 04.14.09 (1:30 am) [edit] |
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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute
Work this out as you read
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 but
If you haven't, add 1758
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK
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| List - Countries and Territories In Europe |
| 04.11.09 (10:42 pm) [edit] |
- There are 50 countries in Europe and 13 Territories which are administered by these countries. The List goes as under:
- Albania
- Andorra
- Armenia
- Austria
- Azerbaijan
- Belarus
- Belgium
- Bosnia and Herzegovina
- Bulgaria
- Croatia
- Cyprus
- Czech Republic
- Denmark
- Estonia
- Finland
- France
- Georgia
- Germany
- Greece
- Hungary
- Iceland
- Ireland
- Italy
- Kazakhstan
- Latvia
- Liechtenstein
- Lithuania
- Luxembourg
- Macedonia
- Malta
- Moldova
- Monaco
- Montenegro
- Netherlands
- Norway
- Poland
- Portugal
- Romania
- Russia (Part of)
- San Marino
- Serbia
- Slovakia
- Slovenia
- Spain
- Sweden
- Switzerland
- Turkey (Part of)
- Ukraine
- United Kingdom
- Vatican City
- 5 among these 13 Territories are disputed
- Abkhazia (Georgia/Disputed)
- Aland Islands (Finland)
- Faroe Islands (Denmark)
- Gibraltar (United Kingdom)
- Guernseyd (United Kingdom)
- Isle of Mand (United Kingdom)
- Jerseyd (United Kingdom)
- Kosovo (Serbia/Disputed and Administered by UN)
- Nagorno-Karabakh Republic (Azerbaijan/Disputed)
- Northern Cyprus, Turkish Republic of (Turkey)
- South Ossetia (Georgia/Disputed)
- Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands (Norway)
- Transnistria (Moldova/Disputed)
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| Committing Suicide |
| 04.11.09 (8:56 am) [edit] |
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway track and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody asked, "Brother why are you sitting on the track with all this food and wine?"
Sardarji replies, "I am here for a suicide and you know trains these days, can be late, and what if I died of hunger before it comes?"
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| List - Baltic States (Baltic Region) |
| 04.10.09 (11:49 pm) [edit] |
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There are 3 countries counted amongst the Baltic States: - Estonia
- Latvia
- Lithuania
In the entire Baltic Region there are total 9 countries, that is to say in total 9 countries (6 in addition to above 3) have access to the Baltic Sea. Other 6 are as follows:
- Denmark
- Finland
- Germany
- Poland
- Russia
- Sweden
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| View of Badshahi Masjid (King's Mosque) in Lahore from Cukoo's Restaurant |
| 04.10.09 (6:47 am) [edit] |
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| List - Central Asian States (Central Asia) |
| 04.10.09 (1:21 am) [edit] |
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Central Asian States are 5 in total listed as under:
- Kazakhstan
- Kyrgyzstan
- Tajikistan
- Turkmenistan
- Uzbekistan
Extended Central Asia may include:
- Afghanistan
- Northern Pakistan
- Southwestern and middle China
- Western side of China
- Some part of Siberia
- Northeastern Iran
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| Golden Cloud - View From My Home |
| 04.08.09 (11:20 am) [edit] |
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| List - Countries and Territories in Oceania |
| 04.08.09 (12:49 am) [edit] |
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The Oceanian region has 4 sub regions of Australasia, Melanesia, Micronesia and Polynesia. The entire region of Oceania consists of 14 Countries, 18 Dependencies/Territories and some part of Indonesia (which falls under Oceanian region). List in alphabetical order for countries and territories is as under:
- Australia
- Fiji
- Kiribati
- Marshall Islands
- Micronesia, Federated States of
- Nauru
- New Zealand
- Palau
- Papua New Guinea
- Samoa
- Solomon Islands
- Tonga
- Tuvalu
- Vanuatu
- American Samoa (United States of America)
- Chatham Islands (New Zealand)
- Christmas Island (Australia)
- Cook Islands (New Zealand)
- Cocos Islands (Also Called Keeling) (Australia)
- Easter Island (Chile)
- French Polynesia (France)
- Guam (USA)
- Hawaii (United States of America)
- Indonesia (Part of)
- Loyalty Islands (France)
- New Caledonia (France)
- Niue (New Zealand)
- Norfolk Island (Australia)
- Northern Mariana Islands (USA)
- Pitcairn Islands (United Kingdom)
- Tokelau (New Zealand)
- Wake Island, Flag of the United States (USA)
- Wallis and Futuna (France)
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| List - Countries and Territories of Melanesia |
| 04.08.09 (12:12 am) [edit] |
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Melanesia consists of four countries, one territory and the Oceanic part of Indonesia. List is as under: - Fiji
- Papua New Guinea
- Solomon Islands
- Vanuatu
- Indonesia (Part of)
- New Caledonia (France)
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| List - Countries and Territories of Polynesia |
| 04.06.09 (12:31 pm) [edit] |
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Polynesia contains 3 Countries and 11 Territories administerd by various countries:
- Samoa
- Tonga
- Tuvalu
- American Samoa (United States of America)
- Chatham Islands (New Zealand)
- Cook Islands (New Zealand)
- Easter Island (Chile)
- French Polynesia (France)
- Hawaii (United States of America)
- Loyalty Islands (France)
- Niue (New Zealand)
- Pitcairn Islands (United Kingdom)
- Tokelau (New Zealand)
- Wallis and Futuna (France)
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| List - Countries and Territories of Australasia |
| 04.05.09 (2:44 pm) [edit] |
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Australasia comprises of 2 countries and 3 Territories: - Australia
- New Zealand
- Christmas Island (Australia)
- Cocos Islands (Also Called Keeling Island) (Australia)
- Norfolk Island (Australia)
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| List - Countries in Micronesia |
| 04.03.09 (12:40 am) [edit] |
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Micronesian region has 5 countries and 3 Territories in total as under:
- Kiribati
- Marshall Islands
- Micronesia, Federated States of
- Nauru
- Palau
- Guam (USA)
- Northern Mariana Islands (USA)
- Wake Island, Flag of the United States (USA)
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| List - Far East Countries |
| 04.02.09 (2:28 am) [edit] |
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There are 16 countries and 4 territories in the Far East Region (Note that some of these countries also fall under the South - East Region)
- Brunei
- Cambodia
- China, People's Republic of (PRC)
- East Timor
- Indonesia
- Japan
- Korea, North
- Korea, South
- Laos
- Malaysia
- Mongolia
- Myanmar (Burma)
- Philippines
- Singapore
- Thailand
- Vietnam
- Hong Kong (China)
- Macau (China)
- Russian Far East (Russia)
- Taiwan (Republic of China)
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| English Hospitality - Humor |
| 04.01.09 (1:02 am) [edit] |
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An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals and have a pint of beer.
After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big stately residences. No pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public restrooms. However, he really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, "Sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know." "just follow me".
He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.
"In there," points the bobby, "whiz away sir, anywhere you like."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby "That was really decent of you.
Is that what you call English hospitality? "
"No sir...", replied the bobby,
"that is what we call the American Embassy."
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