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| List - Caribbean States, Islands, and Territories |
| 03.30.09 (8:49 am) [edit] |
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Here is the list of complete Caribbean Region. 2 countries are on Main Land, 13 are Islands and 12 are Territories (dependencies) administered by mentioned countries:
- Belize (Mainland)
- Guyana (Mainland)
- Cuba
- Dominican Republic
- Haiti
- Jamaica
- Trinidad and Tobago
- Bahamas
- Barbados
- Saint Lucia
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
- Grenada
- Antigua and Barbuda
- Dominica
- Saint Kitts and Nevis
- Anguilla (United Kingdom)
- Aruba (Netherlands)
- Bermuda (United Kingdom)
- British Virgin Islands (United Kingdom)
- Cayman Islands (United Kingdom)
- Guadeloupe (France)
- Martinique (France)
- Montserrat (United Kingdom)
- Netherlands Antilles (Netherlands)
- Puerto Rico (United States)
- Turks and Caicos Islands (United Kingdom)
- United States Virgin Islands (United States)
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics,
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| List - Nordic Countries |
| 03.30.09 (1:17 am) [edit] |
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This is a region in Northern Europe which consists of 5 countries and 3 territories as follows: - Denmark
- Finland
- Iceland
- Norway
- Sweden
- Aland (Territory of Finland)
- Faroe Islands (Territory of Denmark)
- Greenland (Territory of Denmark)
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
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| History of Viagra - The Big.... I mean V |
| 03.28.09 (2:28 pm) [edit] |
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March 27: General Interest
1998 : FDA approves Viagra
On this day in 1998, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approves use of the drug Viagra, an oral medication that treats impotence.
Sildenafil, the chemical name for Viagra, is an artificial compound that was originally synthesized and studied to treat hypertension (high blood pressure) and angina pectoris (a form of cardiovascular disease). Chemists at the Pfizer pharmaceutical company found, however, that while the drug had little effect on angina, it could induce penile erections. The reaction took about an hour, a little longer if the pill was taken after eating fatty foods. Seeing the economic opportunity in such a biochemical effect, Pfizer decided to market the drug for impotence. Sildenafil was patented in 1996, and a mere two years later--a stunningly short time compared to other drugs--it was approved by the FDA for use in treating "erectile dysfunction," the new clinical name for impotence. Though unconfirmed, it is believed the drug was invented by Peter Dunn and Albert Wood.
Viagra's massive success was practically instantaneous. In the first year alone, the $8-$10 pills yielded about a billion dollars in sales. Viagra's impact on the pharmaceutical and medical industries, as well as on the public consciousness, was also enormous. Though available by prescription only, Viagra was marketed on television, famously touted by ex-presidential candidate Bob Dole, then in his mid-70s. Such direct-to-consumer marketing was practically unprecedented for prescription drugs (now, sales and marketing account for approximately 30 percent of the pharmaceutical industry's costs, in some cases more than research and development). The drug was also offered over the internet--customers needed only to fill out an "online consultation" to receive samples.
An estimated 30 million men in the United States suffer from erectile dysfunction and a wave of new Viagra competitors, among them Cialis (tadalafil) and Levitra (vardenafil), has blown open the market. Drug companies are now not just targeting older men like Dole, but men in their 30s and 40s, too. As with many drugs, the long-term effects of Viagra on men's health are still unclear (Viagra does carry warnings for those who suffer from heart trouble), but its popularity shows no signs of slowing. To date, over 20 million Americans have tried it, and that number is sure to increase as the baby boomer population continues to age.
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| Hot and Cold Sex |
| 03.28.09 (2:23 pm) [edit] |
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After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'
'Oh, that crazy old fart!' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August.'
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| Human Resource Manager |
| 03.28.09 (1:12 am) [edit] |
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR MANAGER FOR HELP!!!
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| List - Countries in Scandinavian Region (Scandinavia) |
| 03.27.09 (12:53 am) [edit] |
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Scandinavia is a Northern Europe region. Its most common definition includes only 3 Countries: - Denmark
- Norway
- Sweden
Other uncommon definitions also count following 2 Countries in Scandinavian Region: - Finland
- Iceland
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
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| Amazing Facts/Statistics about Quran |
| 03.25.09 (10:50 pm) [edit] |
Dr. Tariq Al Swaidan discovered some verses in the Holy Qur'an that mention one thing is equal to another, e.g. men are equal to women. Although this makes sense grammatically, the astonishing fact is that the number of times the word man appears in the Qur'an is 24 and number of times the word woman appears is also 24, therefore not only is this phrase correct in the grammatical sense but also true mathematically, i.e. 24 = 24.
Upon further analysis of various verses, he discovered that this is consistent throughout the whole Qur'an, where it says one thing is like another. See below for astonishing result of the words mentioned number of times in Arabic Qur'an:
- Dunia (one name for life) 115 = Aakhirat (one name for the life after this world) 115
- Malaika (Angels) 88 = Shayteen (Satan) 88
- Life 145 = Death 145
- Benefit 50 = Corrupt 50
- People 50 = Messengers 50
- Eblees (king of devils) 11 = Seek refuge from Eblees 11
- Museebah (calamity) 75 = Thanks 75
- Spending in the way of God (Sadaqah) 73 = Satisfaction 73
- People who are mislead 17 = Dead people 17
- Muslimeen 41 = Jihad 41
- Gold 8 = Easy Life 8
- Magic 60 = Fitnah (dissuasion, misleading) 60
- Zakat (Taxes Muslims pay to the poor) 32 = Barakah (Increasing or blessings of wealth) 32
- Mind 49 = Noor (Divine Light) 49
- Tongue 25 = Sermon 25
- Speaking Publicly 18 = Publicising 18
- Hardship 114 = Patience 114
- Muhammed 4 = Sharee'ah (Muhammed's Teachings) 4
- Man 24 = Woman 24
And amazingly enough have a look how many times the following words appear:
- Salat (Prayer) = 5 Times
- Month = 12 Times
- Day = 365 Times
Sea + land = 32+13= 45
Sea = 32/45*100=71.11111111%
Land = 13/45*100 = 28.88888889%
Sea + land =100.00%
Modern science has only recently proven that the water covers 71.111% of the earth, while the land covers 28.889%.
Is this a coincidence?
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| List - Countries of South Asia and The Subcontinent |
| 03.24.09 (1:16 pm) [edit] |
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South Asia Includes 10 Countries and 2 Territories:
- Afghanistan
- Bangladesh
- Bhutan
- India
- Iran
- Maldives
- Myanmar
- Nepal
- Pakistan
- Sri Lanka
- British Indian Ocean Territory
- Tibet (China)
A smaller definition of South Asia is the Subcontinent which may include these 9 countries: - Afghanistan
- Bangladesh
- Bhutan
- India
- Myanmar
- Maldives
- Nepal
- Pakistan
- Sri Lanka
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| TAKING A WOMAN TO BED !!! |
| 03.24.09 (2:08 am) [edit] |
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story !
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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| What is Jannah, (Jannat or Paradise or Heaven) ? |
| 03.23.09 (1:29 am) [edit] |
When a person will enter into Jannah, it will be announced:
- You will remain healthy forever, disease will never come
- You will remain alive for ever, death will never come
- You will remain in bounties which will never be finished
Jannat is made with:
- Bricks of Gold and Silver
- Its cement is of perfumed Musk
- Its chips are pearls and Yaqoot
- Its sand is Zafraan
There are eight doors ofJannah. These are eight grades of Jannat:
- Jannatul Mava
- Darul Maqaam
- Darul Salaam
- Darul Khuld
- Jannat-ul-Adan
- Jannat-ul-Naeem
- Jannat-ul-Kasif
- Jannat-ul-Firdous
Food of Jannah:
- They will eat foods and fruits continuously up to 40 years
- Every bowl will have a new taste
- They will take eructation which will digest the food and there will be perfumed sweating for the digestion of water
- There will be no urine and stool
Gardens of Jannah:
- There will be gardens in Jannah
- Every garden will have the length of about 100 year's journey
- The shadow of these gardens will be very dense
- Their plants will be free of thorns
- The size of their leaves will be equal to ears of elephants
- Their fruits will be hanging in rows
Stages of Jannah:
- Jannatul Mava is in the lowest,
- Jannat-ul-Adan is the middle &
- Jannat-ul- Firdous is on the highest
Those who love each other for the sake of Allah will get a pillar of Yaqoot, On which there will be seventy thousand 70,000) rooms. These will shine for the residents of Jannah as the sun shines for the residents of Duniya. There will be rooms in Jannah in such a way that every room will have seventy thousand (70,000) dinning sheets. On every dinning sheet 70,000 types of foods will be served. For their service 80,000 young boys will be moving around looking like beautiful scattered pearls. One bunch of dates will be equal to the length of 12 arms. The size of a date will be equal to the big pitcher. These will be whiter than milk, sweeter than honey and softer than butter and free Of seeds. The stem of these plants will be made up of gold and silver. There will also be gardens of grapes. The bunches of grapes will be very big. The size of a single grape will be equal to a big pitcher. Someone asked, ya Rasulullah (Sallalahu alaihi wasallam): "will it be sufficient for me and my family. " It was answered, "it will be sufficient for you and your whole tribe."
The Dresses of Jannat:
- The dress of Jannah will be very beautiful
- One will wear 70 dresses at a time
- These will be very fine, delicate, weightless, having different colors
- These dresses will be so fine that the body even the heart will be visible
- And the waves of love in the hearts will also be visible
- These dresses will never become old, never be dirty and will never tear
Canals and Fountains In Jannah: There will be four canals in every Jannah
- Water
- Milk
- Honey
- Sharab un Tahoora
There will also be three fountains in Jannah:
- Kafoor
- Zanjabeel
- Tasneem
Qualities of People of Jannah:
- In Jannah, height of every Mo 'min, will be equal to the height of Hazrat Adam (Alaihissalaam) 60 arms (90 feet)
- Beauty will be like that of Hazrat Yousuf (Joseph) (Alaihissalaam)
- Age of youth will be like that of Hazrat Esa (Jesus) (Alaihissalaam) 30-33 years)
- Sweetness of voice will be like that of Hazrat Dawud (David) (Alaihissalaam)
- Tolerance will be like that of Hazrat Yaqoob (Jacob) (Alaihissalaam)
- Patience will be like that of Hazrat Ayyub (Job) (Alaihissalaam)
- Habits will be like that of Sayyaduna Muhammad (Sallalahu alaihi wasallam)
NOTE:
If a person makes Du'a for Jannah three times, Jannah requests Allah that O, Allah; make his entry into Jannah. And if a person makes Du'a for safety from Jahannum (Hell) three times, The Jahannnum requests Allah that, O, Allah; save him from Jahannum
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| YOU'VE GOT MAIL - A Joke ? |
| 03.22.09 (3:15 am) [edit] |
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Banta Singh was relaxing in his front yard when his neighbor, Santa Singh came out of the house and went straight to the mail-box. He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later he came out of his house and again went to the mail-box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went. As Banta Singh was getting ready to go back inside, Santa came out again, marched to the mail-box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions Banta asked, "Is something wrong?" To which Santa Singh replied, "Oye! There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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| List - Countries in Central America |
| 03.21.09 (12:29 am) [edit] |
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These 7 countries form part of Central America: - Belize
- Costa Rica
- El Salvador
- Guatemala
- Honduras
- Nicaragua
- Panama
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
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| List - Countries in Middle East |
| 03.20.09 (12:09 pm) [edit] |
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These 16 Countries form part of the world called Middle East. - Bahrain
- Egypt
- Iran
- Iraq
- Israel
- Jordan
- Kuwait
- Lebanon
- Oman
- Palestine
- Qatar
- Saudi Arabia
- Syria
- Turkey
- United Arab Emirates
- Yemen
But the Greater Middle East may also include these 20 additional countries plus disputed territory of Western Sahara: - Armenia
- Azerbaijan
- Georgia
- Afghanistan
- Pakistan
- Kazakhstan
- Uzbekistan
- Turkmenistan
- Tajikistan
- Kyrgyzstan
- Cyprus
- Algeria
- Mauritania
- Libya
- Morocco
- Tunisia
- Djibouti
- Eritrea
- Somalia
- Sudan
- Western Sahara
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| What Is Audit ? |
| 03.19.09 (11:35 pm) [edit] |
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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd,
'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS,
opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says,
'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'
The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'
The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'
The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'
The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'
'How did you know?' asks the young man..
'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. '
Firstly, you came here without being wanted.
Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.
Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business....'
Now can I have my DOG back?'
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| Drink Water and Enhance Your Life - Benifits of Drinking Water |
| 03.19.09 (2:24 am) [edit] |
DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
METHOD OF TREATMENT
- As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
- Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
- After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
- After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
- Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
- The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
- High Blood Pressure (30 days)
- Gastric (10 days)
- Diabetes (30 days)
- Constipation (10 days)
- Cancer (180 days)
- TB (90 days)
- Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards daily.
This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times. It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active. This makes sense .The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks:
- Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,
- Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
- You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
- Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
- 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
- Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive..
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| List - Countries of South - East Asia |
| 03.18.09 (1:35 am) [edit] |
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The 11 countries included in the South East Asian Region (Commonly known as South East Asia) are:
- Brunei
- Cambodia
- East Timor
- Indonesia
- Laos
- Malaysia
- Myanmar
- Philippines
- Singapore
- Thailand
- Vietnam
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| Trip To A Movie - Another Joke About Sardar Gee |
| 03.18.09 (12:36 am) [edit] |
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Sardar Gee goes to a movie and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and asks " Sardar Jee, Is this movie worth watching so many times that you are visiting 3 times a day continuously for a week ?"
Sardarji replies "In fact there is a scene in the movie where the heroin is about to take of all her clothes, but there comes a train and passes in front of her. I am waiting for the day when the train will get late ..........!"
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| List of Balkan States |
| 03.17.09 (12:18 pm) [edit] |
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These 9 countries included in the Balkan region (Commonly known as Balkan States) are:
- Albania
- Bosnia and Herzegovina
- Bulgaria
- Croatia
- Greece
- Macedonia
- Montenegro
- Slovenia
- Serbia
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| Trip To US |
| 03.17.09 (11:34 am) [edit] |
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A Sardar went to US and stepped in for the first time in a pickup bar.
While he was enjoying the scene around, a babe came and placed her self provocatively on Sardar gee's lap. She said " Hi, I'm Suzan, 'Suzi' to you "
Sardar gee was all excited with this welcome and said, "Hi I'm Balwinder, Balls to you"
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| Train To Ludhiana |
| 03.17.09 (11:31 am) [edit] |
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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are at a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway Clerk.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
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| How Long it Takes to Amritsar ? |
| 03.16.09 (10:37 pm) [edit] |
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
" Just a second," comes an answer
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
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| Crocodile Boots |
| 03.16.09 (7:36 am) [edit] |
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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* bare feet!"
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| Research on Cockroach |
| 03.15.09 (8:49 am) [edit] |
Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before!
As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the roach and put it in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.
He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.
He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg.
He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach could not!
Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".
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| Theft at Sardarji's Place - Joke |
| 03.14.09 (12:05 pm) [edit] |
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Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open. A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta Singh found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! "When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on him and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the matter.
"What did you do to the thief"?
"I tied his hands; you come and collect him".
"I hope you tied his legs too".
Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered up and said, "Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be there".
"How do you know"?
"Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji".
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| Fitness Guide For Men (and only men please) |
| 03.13.09 (9:16 am) [edit] |
| CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! | | | | | REMOVING HER CLOTHES: | | | | With her consent | 12 Calories | | | Without her consent | 2,187 Calories | | | | | | | OPENING HER BRA: | | | | With both hands | 8 Calories | | | With one hand | 12 Calories | | | With your teeth | 485 Calories | | | | | | | PUTTING ON A CONDOM: | | | | With an erection | 6 Calories | | | Without an erection | 3,315 Calories | | | | | | | POSITIONS: | | | | Missionary | 12 Calories | | | 69 lying down | 78 Calories | | | 69 standing up | 812 Calories | | | Wheelbarrow | 216 Calories | | | Doggy Style | 326 Calories | | | Italian chandelier | 2,912 Calories | | | | | | | ORGASMS: | | | | Real | 112 Calories | | | Fake | 1,315 Calories | | | | | | | POST ORGASM: | | | | Lying in bed hugging | 18 Calories | | | Getting up immediately | 36 Calories | | | Explaining why you got out of bed immediately | 816 Calories | | | | | | | GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: | | | | If you are: | | | | 20-29 years | 36 Calories | | | 30-39 years | 80 Calories | | | 40-49 years | 124 Calories | | | 50-59 years | 1,972 Calories | | | 60-69 years | 7,916 Calories | | | 70 and over | Results are still pending | | | | | | | DRESSING AFTERWARDS: | | | | Calmly.. | 32 Calories | | | In a hurry | 98 Calories | | | With her father knocking at the door | 5,218 Calories | | | With your wife knocking at the door | 13,521 Calories | | | | | | Results may vary! | | | | | | THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD | | | Right now, as you read this, | | | 69 Million males are having SEX! | | | And you're on the computer!!! |
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| Chandigarh Or Jullendhar - Sardar Gee Joke |
| 03.13.09 (8:37 am) [edit] |
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Sardar was going to Chandigarh from Pune by an air-India plane. He was allotted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adamant and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the assistant captain. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immediately left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the assistant captain asked the Captain. what he told to the sardarji. Capt. replied: "Nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar."
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| Double Decker Bus Ride - Joke |
| 03.12.09 (8:51 am) [edit] |
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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| A New Sardar Gee Joke |
| 03.11.09 (9:44 am) [edit] |
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HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
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| The Indo - Pak War |
| 03.10.09 (8:56 am) [edit] |
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Once during the Indo-Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A Sikh camp called Gurdwara hideout was crucial to defend from the Pakistanis as it contained all the defense secrets. The Pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani! (mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires madly. The Pakistanis run off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha? (Why you went out wearing the mosquito net?)" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussengi (mosquito net is so thin, even a mosquito can't enter in it. how can a bullet pass through it)?"
In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh (No Assumptions Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurdwara hideout, the Sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearing nothing he tries do shoo away the Pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap ne tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chala gaya (Your father was wise enough to wear a mosquito net at least, why did you go all naked ) " Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho pooray jism pay mosquito repellent laga ke gaya tha (my dears I went out after a full massage of mosquito repellent "!
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| Does it snow in Jamaica? |
| 03.09.09 (4:58 am) [edit] |
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him "What is your name?"
"I can't tell you," the black man says.
Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again,
"Can you please tell me your name?"
"I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the woman says.
"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.
The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."
The woman replies, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica."
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| Most Popular Baby Names in US |
| 03.08.09 (3:57 am) [edit] |
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Baby Girls 1. Emily
2. Isabella
3. Emma
4. Ava
5. Madison
6. Sophia
7. Olivia
8. Abigail
9. Hannah
10. Elizabeth Baby Boys 1. Jacob
2. Michael
3. Ethan
4. Joshua
5. Daniel
6. Christopher
7. Anthony
8. William
9. Matthew
10. Andrew
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| EMPLOYMENT? |
| 03.08.09 (3:23 am) [edit] |
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A person was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. First he came to the column 'SEX', He wrote : Yeah, once a week. Then he came to the column 'Salary Expected' He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes, why not.
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| Does This Joke Make You Laugh |
| 03.07.09 (12:53 am) [edit] |
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A Person is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out.
He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"...
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| Chicken Count |
| 03.06.09 (4:50 am) [edit] |
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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked towards each other on a country road. Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.
"Hey there," Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," was the reply.
"If I guess how many, can I have one?"
"You can have both of them."
"OK, Five?" ....... Hari Singh guessed instantly.
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| Pervez Musharraf Vs Asif Zardari Vs Nawaz Sharif |
| 03.05.09 (3:29 am) [edit] |
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Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif were travelling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
An Angel was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks MUSHARAF and Zardari to go to HEAVEN. But, for Nawaz Sharief, Angel had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Nawaz Sharief is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Angel as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or preconceived notions. Angel agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
MUSHARAF is asked to spell " PAKISTAN " and he does it correctly. Zardari is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Nawaz Sharief's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Nawaz Sharief protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Angel then agrees to conduct a written test in Urdu (to give another chance assuming that Nawaz Sharief should at least feel that Urdu would provide an equal platform for all three). MUSHARAF is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Zardari is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Nawaz Sharief is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails again. Nawaz Sharief is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Angel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
MUSHARAF is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and passed. Zardari is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". He gets nervous. Angel asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Zardari catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Nawaz Sharief's turn now.
Angel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Nawaz Sharief accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO PUNISH YOU, THEN THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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| Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages - 1 |
| 03.04.09 (12:03 pm) [edit] |
| S/No | Country | Capital | People/Demonym/Gentilic | Currency | Official/Major Language(s)
| | | | | | One | = | Code | | 1 A
| Afghanistan | Kabul | Afghanis | Afghani | 100 Pul
| AFN | Pashto, Persian
| | 2 | Albania | Tirana | Albanians
| Lek
| 100 Qindarka
| ALL
| Albanian | | 3 | Algeria | Algiers
| Algerians
| Dinar
| 100 Santeem
| DZD
| French, Arabic
| | 4 | Andorra | Andorra la Vella
| Andorrans
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Catalan, Spanish
| | 5 | Angola | Luanda
| Angolans
| Kwanza
| 100 Centimo
| AOA
| Portuguese, Kongo
| | 6 | Antigua and Barbuda
| Saint John's
| Antiguans, Barbudans
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| XCD
| English
| | 7 | Argentina
| Buenos Aires
| Argentinians
| Peso
| 100 Centavo
| ARS
| Spanish
| | 8 | Armenia | Yerevan
| Armenian | Dram
| 100 Luma
| AMD
| Armenian
| | 9 | Australia
| Canberra
| Aussies
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| AUD
| English
| | 10 | Austria
| Vienna
| Austrians
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| German, Slovene
| | 11 | Azerbaijan
| Baku
| Azerbaijanis
| Manat
| 100 Qépik
| AZN
| Azeri
| 12 B
| Bahamas
| Nassau
| Bahamians
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| BSD
| English
| | 13 | Bahrain
| Manama
| Bahrainis
| Dinar
| 1000 Fils
| BHD
| Arabic, English
| | 14 | Bangladesh
| Dhaka
| Bengalis, Bangladeshis
| Taka
| 100 Poisha
| BDT
| Bengali
| | 15 | Barbados
| Bridgetown
| Barbadians, Patois, Bajans
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| BBD
| English, Bajan
| | 16 | Belarus
| Minsk
| Belorussians
| Ruble
| 100 Kapeykas
| BYR
| Belorussian, Russian
| | 17 | Belgium
| Brussels
| Belgians
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Dutch, French, German
| | 18 | Belize
| Belmopan
| Belizeans
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| BZD
| English, Kriol
| | 19 | Benin
| Porto Novo
| Beninese
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| French
| | 20 | Bhutan
| Thimphu
| Bhutanese
| Ngultrum
| 100 Chhertum
| BTN
| Dzongkha
| | 21 | Bolivia
| Sucre, La Paz
| Bolivians
| Boliviano
| 100 Centavo
| BOB
| Spanish
| | 22 | Bosnia and Herzegovina
| Sarajevo
| Bosnians, Herzegovinians
| Mark
| 100 Feninga
| BAM
| Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian
| | 23 | Botswana
| Gaborone
| Batswanas
| Pula
| 100 Thebe
| BWP
| English, Setswana
| | 24 | Brazil
| Brasilia
| Brazilians
| Real
| 100 Centavo
| BRL
| Portuguese
| | 25 | Brunei Dar us Salam
| Bander Seri Begawan
| Bruneians
| Dollar
| 100 Sen
| BND
| Malay
| | 26 | Bulgaria
| Sofia
| Bulgarians
| Lev
| 100 Stotinki
| BGN
| Bulgarian
| | 27 | Burkina Faso
| Ouagadougou
| Burkinabés
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| French, Moore
| | 28 | Burundi | Bujumbura
| Burundians
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| BIF
| kirundi, French
| 29 C
| Cambodia | Phnom Penh
| Khmers
| Riel
| 10 Kak, 100 Sen
| KHR
| Khmer
| 30
| Cameroon
| Yaounde
| Cameroonians
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XAF | French, English
| 31
| Canada
| Ottawa
| Canadians
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| CAD
| English, French
| | 32 | Cape Verde
| Praia
| Cape Verdeans
| Escudo
| 100 Centavo
| CVE
| Portuguese
| | 33 | Central African Republic
| Bangui
| Central Africans
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XAF
| Sango, French
| | 34 | Chad
| N'Djamena
| Chadians
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XAF
| French, Arabic
| | 35 | Chile
| Santiago
| Chileans
| Peso
| 100 Centavo
| CLP
| Spanish
| | 36 | China
| Beijing
| Chinese
| Yuan
| 10 Jiao, 100 Fen
| CNY
| Mandarin, Chinese
| | 37 | Colombia
| Bogota
| Colombians
| Peso
| 100 Centavo
| COP
| Spanish
| | 38 | Comoros
| Moroni
| Comorians
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| KMF
| Comorian, Arabic, French
| | 39 | Congo
| Brazzaville
| Congolese
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XAF
| French, Kongo
| | 40 | Congo, Democratic Republic of
| Kinshasa
| Congolese | Franc
| 100 Centime
| CDF
| French, Lingala | | 41 | Costa Rica
| San Jose
| Costa Ricans
| Colon
| 100 Centimo
| CRC
| Spanish, Mekatelyu
| | 42 | Cote d'Ivoire / Ivory Cost
| Yamoussoukro
| Ivorian
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| French
| | 43 | Croatia
| Zagreb
| Croatians, Croats
| Kuna
| 100 Lipa
| HRK
| Croatian
| | 44 | Cuba
| Havana
| Cubans
| Peso
| 100 Centavo
| CUP
| Spanish
| | 45 | Cyprus
| Nicosia
| Cypriots
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Greek, Turkish
| | 46 | Czech Republic
| Prague
| Czechs
| Koruna
| 100 Haler
| CZK
| Czech
| 47 D
| Denmark
| Copenhagen
| Danish, Danes
| Krone
| 100 Øre
| DKK
| Danish
| | 48 | Djibouti
| Djibouti
| Djiboutians
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| DJF
| Arabic, French
| | 49 | Dominica
| Roseau
| Dominicans
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| XCD
| English
| | 50 | Dominican Republic
| Santo Domingo
| Dominicans
| Peso
| 100 Centavo
| DOP
| Spanish
| 51 E
| East Timor
| Dili
| East Timorese
| US Dollar
| 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill
| USD
| Tetum, Portuguese
| | 52 | Ecuador
| Quito
| Ecuadorians
| US Dollar
| 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill | USD | Spanish
| | 53 | Egypt
| Cairo
| Egyptians
| Pound
| 100 Qirsh, 1000 Malleem
| EGP
| Arabic
| | 54 | El Salvador
| San Salvador
| Salvadorans
| US Dollar | 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill | USD | Spanish
| | 55 | Equatorial Guinea
| Malabo
| Equatoguinean, Equatorial Guinean | Franc
| 100 Centime
| XAF
| Spanish, French
| | 56 | Eritrea
| Asmara
| Eritreans
| Nakfa
| 100 Cent
| ERN
| Tigrinya, Arabic
| | 57 | Estonia
| Tallinn
| Estonians
| Kroon
| 100 Sent
| EEK
| Estonian | | 58 | Ethiopia
| Addis Ababa
| Ethiopian
| Birr
| 100 Santim
| ETB
| Amharic, English
| 59 F
| Fiji
| Suva
| Fijian
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| FJD
| English, Bau Fijian
| | 60 | Finland
| Helsinki
| Finns
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Finnish, Swedish
| | 61 | France
| Paris
| French
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| French
| 62 G
| Gabon
| Libreville
| Gabonese | Franc
| 100 Centime
| XAF
| French | | 63 | Gambia
| Banjul
| Gambians
| Dalasi
| 100 Butut
| GMD
| English
| | 64 | Georgia
| Tbilisi
| Georgians
| Lari
| 100 Tetri
| GEL
| Georgian
| | 65 | Germany
| Berlin
| Germans
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| German
| | 66 | Ghana
| Accra
| Ghanaians
| Cedi
| 100 Pesewa
| GHS
| English
| | 67 | Greece
| Athens
| Greeks
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Greek
| | 68 | Grenada
| Saint George's
| Grenadians
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| XCD
| English, Patois
| | 69 | Guatemala
| Guatemala City
| Guatemalans
| Quetzal
| 100 Centavo
| GTQ
| Spanish, Mayan Dialects
| | 70 | Guinea
| Conakry
| Guineans
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| GNF
| French
| | 71 | Guinea Bissau
| Bissau
| Guinea Bissauans
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| Portuguese
| | 72 | Guyana
| Georgetown
| Guyanese
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| GYD
| English
| 73 H
| Haiti
| Port-au-Prince
| Haitians
| Gourde
| 100 Centime
| HTG
| French, Haitian Creole
| | 74 | Honduras
| Tegucigalpa
| Hondurans
| Lempira
| 100 Centavo
| HNL
| Spanish
| | 75 | Hungary
| Budapest
| Hungarians
| Forint
| 100 Filler
| HUF
| Hungarian
| 76 I
| Iceland
| Reykjavik
| Icelanders
| Krona
| 100 Eyrir%
| ISK
| Icelandic
| | 77 | India
| New Delhi
| Indians
| Rupee
| 100 Paisa
| INR
| Hindi, English
| | 78 | Indonesia
| Jakarta
| Indonesians
| Rupiah
| 100 Sen
| IDR
| Indonesian
| | 79 | Iran
| Tehran
| Iranians
| Rial
| 10 Toman, 100 Dinar
| IRR
| Persian, Azeri
| | 80 | Iraq
| Baghdad
| Iraqis
| Dinar
| 1000 Fils
| IQD
| Arabic, Kurdish
| | 81 | Ireland
| Dublin
| Irish
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Irish, English
| | 82 | Israel
| Jerusalem
| Israelis
| Sheqel
| 100 Agora
| ILS
| Hebrew, Arabic
| | 83 | Italy
| Rome
| Italians
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Italian
| 84 J
| Jamaica
| Kingston
| Jamaicans
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| JMD
| English, Patois
| | 85 | Japan
| Tokyo
| Japanese
| Yen
| 100 Sen, 1000 Rin
| JPY
| Japanese
| | 86 | Jordan
| Amman
| Jordanians
| Dollar
| 10 Diham, 100 Qirsh, 1000 Fils
| JOD
| Arabic
| 87 K
| Kazakhstan
| Astana
| Kazakhs
| Tenge
| 100 Tiyn
| KZT
| Kazakh, Russian
| | 88 | Kenya
| Nairobi
| Kenyans
| Shilling
| 100 Cent
| KES
| Swahili, English
| | 89 | Kiribati
| Tarawa
| Kiribatians
| Dollar@
| 100 Cent
| AUD
| English, Gilbertese
| | 90 | Korea, North
| Pyongyang
| North Koreans
| Won
| 100 Chon
| KPW
| Korean
| | 91 | Korea, South
| Seoul
| South Koreans
| Won
| 100 Jeon
| KRW
| Korean
| | 92 | Kuwait
| Kuwait City
| Kuwaitis
| Dinar
| 1000 Fils
| KWD
| Arabic
| | 93 | Kyrgyzstan
| Bishkek
| Kyrgyz
| Som
| 100 Tyiyn
| KGS
| Kyrgyz, Russian
| XAF = Central African CFA Franc, XOF = West African CFA Franc, XCD = East Caribbean Dollar % = Obsolete , @ = Pegged at par with Australian Dollar For List of all Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages Click Below Countries, A to K (1 to 93) Countries, L to S (93 to 159)
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Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania
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| Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages - 2 |
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| S/No | Country | Capital | People/Demonym/Gentilic | Currency | Official/Major Language(s)
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| One | = | Code | | 94 L
| Laos
| Vientiane | Laos
| Kip
| 100 Att
| LAK
| Lao
| 95
| Latvia
| Riga
| Latvians
| Lats
| 100 Santims
| LVL
| Latvian
| 96
| Lebanon
| Beirut
| Lebanese
| Pound
| 100 Piastre
| LBP
| Arabic
| 97
| Lesotho
| Maseru
| Masotho (sing), Basotho (Plur)
| Loti
| 100 Sente
| LSL
| Southern Sotho, English
| 98
| Liberia
| Monrovia
| Liberians
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| LRD
| English
| 99
| Libya
| Tripoli
| Libyans
| Dinar
| 1000 Dirham
| LYD
| Arabic
| 100
| Liechtenstein
| Vaduz
| Liechtensteinians | Franc@
| 100 Rappen
| CHF
| German
| 101
| Lithuania
| Vilnius
| Lithuanians | Litas
| 100 Centas
| LTL
| Lithuanian | 102
| Luxembourg
| Luxembourg
| Luxembourgers | Euro
| 100 Cents
| EUR
| German, French
| 103 M
| Macedonia (Yugoslavia)
| Skopje
| Macedonians | Denar
| 100 Deni
| MKD
| Macedonian | | 104 | Madagascar
| Antananarivo
| Malagasies
| Ariary
| 5 Iraimbilanja
| MGA
| Malagasy, French
| 105
| Malawi
| Lilongwe
| Malawians
| Kawacha
| 100 Tambala
| MWK
| English
| | 106 | Malaysia
| Kuala Lumpur
| Malaysians
| Ringgit
| 100 Sen
| MYR
| Malay
| | 107 | Maldives
| Male
| Maldivian
| Rufiyaa
| 100 Lari
| MVR
| Dhivehi
| | 108 | Mali
| Bamako
| Malians
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| French
| | 109 | Malta
| Valletta
| Maltese
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Maltese, English
| | 110 | Marshall Islands
| Majuro
| Marshallese
| Dollar
| 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill
| USD
| Marshallese, English
| | 111 | Mauritania
| Nouakchott
| Mauritanians | Ouguiya
| 5 Khoums
| MRO
| Arabic, French
| | 112 | Mauritius
| Port Louis
| Mauritians | Rupee
| 100 Cents
| MUR
| English
| 113
| Mexico
| Mexico City
| Mexicans
| Peso
| 100 Centavo
| MXN
| Spanish
| 114
| Micronesia
| Palikir
| Micronesian | Dollar
| 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill | USD
| English
| 115
| Moldova
| Chisinau
| Moldovans | Leu
| 100 Ban
| MDL
| Moldovan, Russian
| 116
| Monaco
| Monaco
| Monagasques
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| French, English
| 117
| Mongolia
| Ulan Bator
| Mongolians | Togrog
| 100 Mongo
| MNT
| Mongolian | 118
| Montenegro
| Podgorica
| Montenegrin | Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Montenegrin | 119
| Morocco
| Rabat
| Moroccans
| Dirham
| 100 Santim
| MAD
| Arabic
| 120
| Mozambique
| Maputo
| Mozambicans | Metical
| 100 Centavo
| MZN
| Portuguese
| 121
| Myanmar (Burma)
| Yangon
| Burmese
| Kyat
| 100 Pya
| MMK
| Burmese
| 122 N
| Namibia
| Windhoek
| Namibians | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| NAD
| English, German
| 123
| Nauru
| Yaren
| Nauruans | Dollar$
| 100 Cent
| AUD
| English, Nauruan
| 124
| Nepal
| Kathmandu
| Nepalis | Rupee
| 100 Paisa
| NPR
| Nepali | 125
| Netherlands
| Amsterdam, The Hague
| Dutch
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Dutch
| 126
| New Zealand
| Wellington
| New Zealanders, Kiwis
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| NZD
| English
| 127
| Nicaragua
| Managua
| Nicaraguans | Cordoba
| 100 Centavo
| NIO
| Spanish
| 128
| Niger
| Niamey
| Nigerois, Nigeriens
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF#
| French
| 129
| Nigeria
| Abuja
| Nigerians | Naira
| 100 Kobo
| NGN
| English
| | 130 | Norway
| Oslo
| Norwegians
| Krone
| 100 Ore
| NOK
| Norwegian
| 131 O
| Oman
| Muscat
| Omanis
| Rial
| 1000 Baisa
| OMR
| Arabic
| 132 P
| Pakistan
| Islamabad
| Pakistanis
| Rupee
| 100 Paisa
| PKR
| Urdu, English
| 133
| Palau
| Melekeok
| Palauans | Dollar
| 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill | USD
| English, Palauan | 134
| Panama
| Panama City
| Panamanians | Balboa and USD
| 100 Centesimo
| PAB
| Spanish
| 135
| Papua New Guinea
| Port Moresby
| Papua New Guineans | Kina
| 100 Toea
| PGK
| English, Tok Pisin, Hiri
| 136
| Paraguay
| Asuncion
| Paraguayans | Guarani | 100 Centimo
| PYG
| Spanish, Guarani
| 137
| Peru
| Lima
| Peruvians | Nuevo Sol
| 100 Centimo
| PEN
| Spanish
| 138
| Philippines
| Manila
| Fillipinos, Pinoy
| Peso
| 100 Sentimo
| PHP
| Fillipino, English
| 139
| Poland
| Warsaw
| Polish, Pole
| Zloty
| 100 Grosz
| PLN
| Polish
| 140
| Portugal
| Lisbon
| Portuguese
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Portuguese | 141 Q
| Qatar
| Doha
| Qataris
| Riyal
| 100 Dirham
| QAR
| Arabic
| 142 R
| Romania
| Bucharest
| Romanians
| Leu
| 100 Bani
| RON
| Romanian | 143
| Russian Federation
| Moscow
| Russians | Ruble
| 100 Kopek
| RUB
| Russian | 144
| Rwanda
| Kigali
| Rwandans
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| RWF
| Kinyarwanda, French, English
| 145 S
| Saint Kitts and Nevis
| Basseterre
| Kittitians, Nevisians
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| XCD
| English
| 146
| Saint Lucia
| Castries
| Saint Lucians | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| XCD
| English, French
| 147
| Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
| Kingstown
| Vincentians
| Dollar
| 100 Cent
| XCD
| English
| 148
| Samoa
| Apia
| Samoans | Tala
| 100 Sene
| WST
| Samoan, English
| 149
| San Marino
| San Marino
| Sammarinese
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Italian
| 150
| Sao Tome and Principe
| Sao Tome
| Santomeans
| Dobra
| 100 Centimo
| STD
| Portuguese
| | 151 | Saudi Arabia
| Riyadh
| Saudis
| Riyal
| 100 Halala
| SAR
| Arabic
| 152
| Senegal
| Dakar
| Senegalese | Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| French, Wolof
| 153
| Serbia
| Belgrade
| Serbians | Dinar
| 100 Para
| RSD
| Serbian | 154
| Seychelles
| Victoria
| Seychellois | Rupee
| 100 Cent
| SCR
| English, French, Seychellois | 155
| Sierra Leone
| Freetown
| Sierra Leoneans | Leone
| 100 Cent
| SLL
| English
| 156
| Singapore
| Singapore City
| Singaporeans | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| SGD
| English, Malay, Chinese
| 157
| Slovakia
| Bratislava
| Slovaks | Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Slovak | 158
| Slovenia
| Ljubljana
| Slovenes | Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Slovene
| 159
| Solomon Islands
| Honiara
| Solomon Islanders | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| SBD
| English
| @ = Swiss Franc, $ = Australian Dollar, # XOF = West African CFA Franc
For List of all Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages Click Below Countries, A to K (1 to 93) Countries, L to S (93 to 159)
Countries, S to Z (160 to 193) TO SEE OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD CLICK BELOW
Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics, Central America, North America, South America, Caribbean, Africa, East Africa, West Africa, Central Africa, South Africa, North Africa
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| Countries, Capitals, People/Demonym/Gentilic, Currencies, Coins and Languages - 3 |
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| S/No | Country | Capital | People/Demonym/Gentilic | Currency | Official/Major Language(s)
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| Somalia
| Mogadishu
| Somalis | Shilling
| 100 Cent
| SOS
| Somali, Arabic | 161
| South Africa
| Pretoria, Bloemfontein, Cape Town
| South Africans | Rand
| 100 Cent
| ZAR
| Afrikaans, English
| 162
| Spain
| Madrid
| Spaniard, Spanish
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Spanish
| 163
| Sri Lanka
| Sri Jaywardenapura Kotte, Colombo
| Sri Lankans | Rupee
| 100 Cent
| LKR
| Sinhali, Tamil
| 164
| Sudan
| Khartoum
| Sudanese | Pound
| 100 Qirsh
| SDG
| Arabic, English
| 165
| Suriname
| Paramaribo
| Surinamese | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| SRD
| Dutch
| 166
| Swaziland
| Mbabane
| Swazis
| Lilangeni
| 100 Cent
| SZL
| English, Siswati
| 167
| Sweden
| Stockholm
| Swedes, Swedish
| Krona
| 100 Ore
| SEK
| Swedish
| 168
| Switzerland
| Bern
| Swiss
| Franc
| 100 Centesimo
| CHF
| German, French, Italian
| 169
| Syria
| Damascus
| Syrians
| Pound
| 100 Piastre
| SYP
| Arabic
| 170 T
| Tajikistan
| Dushanbe
| Tajiks
| Somoni
| 100 Diram
| TJS
| Tajik
| 171
| Tanzania
| Dodoma
| Tanzanians | Shilling
| 100 Snti
| TZS
| Swahili, English
| 172
| Thailand
| Bangkok
| Thais
| Baht
| 100 Satang
| THB
| Thai
| 173
| Togo
| Lome
| Togolese
| Franc
| 100 Centime
| XOF
| French
| 174
| Tonga
| Noku'alofa
| Tongans | Pa'anga
| 100 Seniti
| TOP
| Tongans, English
| 175
| Trinidad and Tobago
| Port of Spain
| Trinidadians, Tobagonians | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| TTD
| English
| 176
| Tunisia
| Tunis
| Tunisians | Dinar
| 1000 Milim
| TND
| Arabic
| 177
| Turkey
| Ankara
| Turkish | Lira
| 100 Kurus
| TRY
| Turkish | 178
| Turkmenistan
| Ashgabat
| Turkmens
| Manat
| 100 Tennesi
| TMT
| Turkmen
| 179
| Tuvalu
| Funafuti
| Tuvaluans | Dollar @
| 100 Cent
| TVD, AUD
| Tuvaluan | 180 U
| Uganda
| Kampala
| Ugandans | Shilling
| 100 Cent
| UGX
| Swahili, English
| 181
| Ukraine
| Kiev
| Ukrainians | Hryvnia
| 100 Kopiyka
| UAH
| Ukrainian | 182
| United Arab Emirates
| Abu Dhabi
| Emiratis
| Dirham
| 100 Fils
| AED
| Arab
| 183
| United Kingdom
| London
| British, Britons
| Pound Sterling
| 100 Penny
| GBP
| English, Irish, Scottish
| 184
| United States of America
| Washington D.C.
| Americans
| Dollar
| 10 Dime, 100 Cent, 1000 Mill
| USD
| English
| 185
| Uruguay
| Montevideo
| Uruguayans | Peso
| 100 Centesimo
| UYU
| Spanish
| 186
| Uzbekistan
| Tashkent
| Uzbeks | Som
| 100 Tiyin
| UZS
| Uzbek
| 187 V
| Vanuatu
| Port Vila
| Vanuatuan | Vatu
| No Subunit in use
| VUV
| Bislama, English, French
| 188
| Vatican City
| Vatican City
| Vatican Citizen
| Euro
| 100 Cent
| EUR
| Italian
| 189
| Venezuela
| Caracas
| Venezuelans | Fuerte
| 100 Centimo
| VEF
| Spanish
| 190
| Vietnam
| Hanoi
| Vietnamese | Dong
| 10 Hao, 100 Xu
| VND
| Vietnamese | 191 Y
| Yemen
| Sana
| Yemenis
| Rial
| 100 Fils
| YER
| Arabic
| 192 Z
| Zambia
| Lusaka
| Zambians | Kwacha
| 100 Ngwee
| ZMK
| English
| 193
| Zimbabwe
| Harare
| Zimbabweans | Dollar
| 100 Cent
| ZWD
| Shona, English
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Countries, S to Z (160 to 193) TO SEE OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD CLICK BELOW
Asia, North Asia, South Asia, South East Asia, Central Asia, Middle East, Far East, East Asia, West Asia , Caucasus,
Australasia, Polynesia, Melanesia, Micronesia, Oceania Europe, Balkan States, Scandinavia, Nordic Countries, Baltics, Central America, North America, South America, Caribbean,
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| The Spare Bomb - Joke |
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A terrorist and his friend got fed up with the Government and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. One asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". The other replies "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"
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| How to Loose Weight |
| 03.04.09 (6:07 am) [edit] |
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Doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home." came the answer.
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| Which Baby are you !!! |
| 03.03.09 (1:10 pm) [edit] |
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Gets angry really easily. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Fun to be around. Dislike Being at home. Caring and Loving. Treats others equally. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up Feelings. Observant and assesses others. APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and Others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and Traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves Literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike Being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. JUNE BABY
You've got the best personality and are an Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt And more than likely have an a very attractive Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely That you have a massive record collection. You Have a great choice in films, and may one day Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, You've got the looks for it!!! JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive And forms impressions carefully. Caring and Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods About the past and the old friends. Waits for Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt But takes long to recover. AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. No self control. Kind hearted. self confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. has an 'every thing's peachy' attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. In need of 'that someone'. Longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or Restricted. Lives by 'no pain no gain' caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. 'Charming' or 'beautiful' to everyone. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys making love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means your the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person , Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music.
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| Human Life |
| 03.01.09 (12:27 pm) [edit] |
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God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.
God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing man and you will live 20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
Finally God created man
and said to him:
"You will be a man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused." God granted man's wish
And since then, man lives 20 years as a man ,
then marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
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