Akelso blog name is Human Race

Surrogate blog name is Jesus Reporting By Surrogate

AppleTree blog name is We Are What We Think

Pastordave blog name is PastorDave

Saycheese is yet to name her blog __________

SudeshPoojari is yet to name his blog __________

LadyG blog name is Flower Lady

SebastianJoshua blog name is Sebastian Joshua

InkSpector blog name is The Ink Blotter

IrishRed blog name is In Sunshine or In Shadow

Mimi blog name is Mimi's World

Ruined blog name is Ruined

Mizer blog name is Mizer's Blog

Lyinghere blog name is Placebo for my Disease

Shinimegami blog name is A Sad Metamorphosis

Sjmclean blog name is MasterMind's Thoughts

Rosietulips blog name is RosieTulips' Blog

Breakouttheglass blog name is Breakouttheglass

FinalyFree blog name is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

TheJongleur blog name is The World Turned Upside Down

Lorischuster blog name is Lessons Along The Scenic Route thru Purgatory

Irles Blog name is Irles's Gazebo 

1. All computers wait at the same speed.
2. One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
3. The chance of a computer crash is directly proportional to the importance of the document/job that you are working on.
4. The probability of a hard disk crashing increases in direct proportion to the amount of time since the drive was last backed up.
5. Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.
6. The upgrade will break down as soon as the old version is deleted. (And the old version will not reinstall).
7. The steady state of disks is full.
8. The one file you don't scan for viruses will be the one with the worst virus.

Here are the contest instructions:

-- Write a story using one of the following writing prompts:

1) Imagine if your favorite character from 19th-century English fiction had been born without ears. Then write a short story about him winning 50,000 Sterling Pounds at the Monte Carlo Casino.

2) Write a story that ends with the following sentence: ' "Let me go. You… you… to talk of love. You don’t know what it is. Let me go… let me go!"

5) Write a short scene set at a forest with a river, pine trees and shit. Throw some exotic birds in there, too.

6) Popular music is often a good source of writing inspiration. Rewrite Leonard Cohen's "Suzanne" as a play.

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-- Make sure the story is 500 words or less.

-- Send your story, pasted into the body of the 'comment' below.

-- Send your story by 5 p.m., Wednesday, June 21, 2016.

-- Mr. 69Whisper has graciously agreed to judge the contest.

Children spend huge amounts of their free time, sleeping, watching TV, playing video games and surfing the internet. In such a scenario, childhood obesity is a major cause of concern as it is a major risk factor for disease such as diabetes, hypertension and elevated blood cholestrol. It also tends to lead to adult obesity and overweight adolescents may suffer long-term social discrimination.
With the risks associated with childhood obesity it is necessary to redirect children's energies towards physical activity. Benefits include:
- Reduction in the risk associated with childhood obesity
- Helping children build and maintain healthy bones, muscles and joints
- Teaching them the skills needed for social interaction
- Helping them learn to problem solve, as issues may arise while playing
- Reducing feelings of depression and anxiety
- Enhancing a child's self-esteem by helping increase the level of confidence, assertiveness, emotional stability, independence, and self control.
Research done on the brain suggest that what makes us move is also what makes us think. Physical activity builds the framework for cognition and brain development which increases the capacity to learn, and assist in the development and refinement of perceptual abilities involving vision and balance.

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1. Action creates more fortunes than prudence --- Marquis de Vauvenargues
2. Inspiration to action is the most important ingredient to success in any human activity, and inspiration to action can be developed at will --- W.C.Stone
3. This is a world of action, not for droning in --- Dickens
4. Without action, a good decision becomes meaningless, for the desire itself can die through lack of an attempt to achieve its fulfilment --- W.Clement Stone
5. Things may come to those who wait, but only things left by those who hustle --- Abraham Lincoln
6. While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior --- Henry C.Link
7. There is less and less chance for the square peg to squeeze himself into the round hole under today's complex, fast-moving conditions; a man who doesn't know and cannot learn what he is doing and is not comfortable in his work hasn't much chance of getting off the ground, much less to the top --- J.P.Getty
8. If you're still doing anything this year the same way you did it last year, you're behinde the times --- Anonymous
9. I can't change the direction of the wind. But can adjust my sails --- Anonymous

Boss complained to his secretary that he didn't know what to get his wife for her birthday. "She really has everything you could think of , and anyways, she can buy herself whatever she likes."
"Here's an idea," said the secretary. "Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.' I guarantee she'll be enchanted."
The next day, secretary asked, "well? Did you take my suggestion boss?"
"Yes," said the boss.
"did she take it?"
"Oh, yes! She jumped up, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling, 'See you in 30 minutes!' "

1. Until you try, you don't know what you can't do. (Henry James)
2. All achievement, all earned riches, have their beginning in an idea ! (Napoleon Hill)
3. The men of great achievement are, and they have always been, those who deliberately feed, shape and control their own egos, leaving no part of the task to luck or chance, or to the varying vicissitudes of life. (Napoleon Hill)
4. Modern psychology now offers you a way by which you can use your intelligence many many times more successfully. By doing so you will not only conquer most of the troubles in your life, but acheive the desires that for years you have found impossible of realization. (Dr. David Seabury)
5. While it is true that you can get happiness and peace and serenity from being at the lower end of the ladder, it is also true that you can not enjoy the ecstasy of achievement. Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience and to realize to the maximum the forces that are within us. (General David Sarnoff)
   

While travelling Jessi was carrying a binocular with him. But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window. A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars. Jessi simply said "I am on my way to see a distant relative"

Good morning,dudes and dudies. This is your very handsome captain GWB welcoming you to Nowhere Airways. Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery. This is our... one, two, ummmmm.... sixth flight to New York. We cannot guarantee that we will end up there but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. And if we are very lucky we may even be landing exactly in New York! A real American will land where he wants to, isn't that right fellas??
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm. For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We have a very good record for safety. In fact we are so safe even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I am pleased to tell you that over 50% of our passengers end up at their destination. For those of you who don't make it, don't worry. Our staff has lots of experience consoling the next-of-kin. If however you are still worried then ask Stewardess Vampy to tell you about our out-of-court settlements. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!
If our engines are too noisy for you, don't worry, we'll turn them off! We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary coffee during free-fall! Sadly, today's in-flight movie will not be shown because my son forgot to record it from the television. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to PanAm plane so that you can look at their movie through the window. Although there is no-smoking in this airplane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Don't worry your good minds over this! It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Yes! we are very advanced at Nowhere Airways.
Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Nowhere Airways! For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. Our co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. Remember the guy who crashed before hitting the White House? Well he is the one!
Now kindly sit on your stool and tie your belt. For those of you who can't find a belt please tie your tie to the door handle. And for those of you who can't find a stool, sit on your suitcase instead. Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing Nowhere Airways. We may not always take you to your destination but a splash in the Atlantic is guaranteed!

Dearest Son,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers with him for their next house, so that they dont have to change their address.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, she will come up again.
Your father got another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.
Your Uncle fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned, as they couldn't get the gate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
P.S. - I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

Congratulation on doing well in the Mid Term Elections. The results really show what American's sentiment truly is.

• Congratulations for Winning Virgina.
• Congratulations for Winning the Senate
• Congratulations for Winning the House
• Congratulations for ousting Rumsfeld

I love you America and Truly Democratic Americans, Democracy Rules.on doing well in the election. The results really show what American's sentiment truly is. Congratulations for Winning Virgina.

Ladies and Gentleman, Mimi suggested and I removed Princess Diana's eyes (it was hard to do this though) and put there my own. By doing this I am afraid i will loose many visitors :) and Mimi will be held responsible for this. :)

1. Values are only measured by the importance it has to you
2. If some things are better left unsaid, then maybe they too are better left undone
3. Love is not something we find, love is something we DO
4. When one finds a worthy wife, her value is far beyond pearls. Her husband entrusting his heart to her, has an unfailing prize
5. Just because something good ends doesn't mean something better won't begin
6. Those who play the game do not see it as clearly as those who watch
7. To love you must be willing to let go, to let go you must be willing to love
8. You haven't found the right person if you can live with them, you've found the right person if you can't live without them
9. It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice
10. The mind is what should listen, but it is the heart that should speak

1. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was
2. Being punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time
3. Things go wrong all at once, but things go right gradually
4. It takes no time at all to break something, but it takes forever to have something repaired
5. Humans are the only animals able to retrace their steps to make the mistakes they had previously avoided
6. The greater the number of people involved in an event, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes
7. There is no right way to do the wrong thing
8. First things first, but not necessarily in that order
9. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently
10. The shortest distance between two points is a downward spiral

1. Laugh at every mistake of the other. It is much more difficult to keep your muscles tense than to relax them
2. Do not ask and do not expect too much from each other
3. Appreciate and respect each other's choices
4. Shop together, know the likes and dislikes of each other
5. Eat meals together and push something in each other's mouth (i mean some eatable ;)
6. Yes, you can love and be angry at the same time, just wink at her after the quarrel
7. Apologise when you are wrong
8. Allow yourself the liberty of hugging, touching, embracing or just pinching each other, anytime and anywhere in the house
9. Take up a hobby together
10. Express interest in the things which interest your spouse

1. The principal diiference between arranged marriage and love marriage is that whereas in the former love starts after the marriage, in the latter 90% of love is licked off the moon before the honeymoon
2. I am the boss of this house and i have the permission of my wife to say so
3. Age and wedlock tame even a wildest man
4. You study one another for three weeks, you love each other for three months, you fight with each other for three years and you tolerate each other for rest of the life (Andre de Mission)
5. She scolds I listen; I criticise she listens... and surprisingly... it is going on very well
6. The reason that husband and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes (Dorothy Dix)
7. Why should it be difficult to utter kind words to your own spouse ? Say it ..... say it
8. Share your dreams and confide your wishes in your spouse
9. If you want to be loved then why not start the love yourself
10. Tell your wife, "Oh you look so beautiful today"

This post is to mark my 15000 visits. Special thanx to all those whom I have saved under "My Links" on the left and if i have missed some names please let me know and i will proudly add. Many thanx to those who visit anonymously. Love each and all. I will specially mention godsmack's name here, whose comments and visits i do miss a lot.

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