Picture of first attack on Iraq 

1). For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
2). If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
3). Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
4). A conscience is what hurts most when all your other parts feel so good.
5). Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.
6). Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
7). By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
8). Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
9). Intel inside stupid outside 
10). Chess and women...........
 chess = Predictable
     = Logical
  = Somebody wins somebody looses
  = Rules.
 women = unpredictable
  = No logic
  = Nobody wins nobody
   = No rules
11). Women are all like pack of cards, you need a heart to give them, a diamond to marry them, a club to hook them and a spade to bury them.
12). Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars, I damn care what you are.

will you not like to congratulate me on acheiving this tmark ? I will like to thank all my tvisitors tcommentors and tblurbers on tblog. its been possible just due to your support. There are many people whom i like to thank specially (the list is long) therefore i am not mentioning any names. Those people whom i visit frequently and comment already know it coz thats my way of thanking you all. Your support brought me to number 39 in Hot Blogs from nowhere in just almost 45 days time.Thank You All. Please keep visiting and commenting.

P.S. Special thanx to tblog Admin and Inkspector for being there always and helping whenever i need them.

Find your birthday and then find your tree...
This is cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. I'm not sure I believe in this kind of stuff ...but I do find it interesting !!!

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree

APPLE TREE (the Love) -
of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

ASH TREE (the Ambition) -
uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (the Creative) -
has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) -
vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) -
of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) -
of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) -
strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) -
pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (the Sensibility) -
very strong, a bit self-willed, independent does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (the Mysterious) -
extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) -
charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) -
of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (the Doubt) -
accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) -
no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) -
robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) -
loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (the Particular) -
loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) -
looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) -
full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (the Passion) -
unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) -
beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

 I fall from Walnut tree. You can see that. Very true. How do you find it about your tree? True ? fifity fifty ? or completely wrong? please comment.

If your birthday is on Scroll down to find out about your nature   & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ;  
December 23rd  - January 1st Red
January 2nd  -  January 11th Orange
January 12th  -  January 24th Yellow
January 25th -  February 3 Pink
February 4th  - February 8th Blue
February 9th  - February 18th Green
February 19th  - February 28th Brown
March1st   - March 10th Aqua
March 11   - March 20th Lime
March 21 st - - &nb sp;Black
March 22 nd  - March 31st Purple
April 1st   - April 10th  Navy
April 11th   - April 20th  Silver
April 21st   - April 30th  White
May 2nd   - May 14th  Blue
May 15th   - May 24th  Gold
May 25th   - June 3rd  Cream
June 4th   -  June13th   ;Gray
June 14   - June 23rd  Maroon
June 24th  - -& nbsp; Gray
June 25   - July 4th  Red
July 5th   - July 14th  Orange
July 15th   - July 25 th  Yellow
July 26th   - August 4 th Pink
August 5th  - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24  - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd  - September12t h  Aqua
September 13th  - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd - - & nbsp;Olive
September 24th  - October 3rd Purple
October 4th  - October 13th Navy
October 14th  - October 23rd Silver
October 24  - November 11th White
November 12th  - November 21st Gold
November 22nd  - December1st& nbsp;Cream
December 2nd  - December11th  Gray
December 12th  - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd - - & nbsp;Teal

RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.
TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.
GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.
GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have positive thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale. You are Smart ,intellegent, and caring personality.
YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love. 
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever. 
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.
OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily. 
BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well. 
BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart. 
NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

I recently saw a movie " Human Stain" , Nicole kidman delivered a classy dialogue which i liked, and when dialogue delivery comes from Nicloe Kidman , it definitely ads colors to it. While stripping for the man she loved she says......how many times in your life you have heard a woman say to you ,"I can do any thing for you"????
Hearing this ........ I looked back..... trying to remember how many times i have heard a woman say this to me?????? but i am happy i heard it thrice (from three different women)........ but remember when you look back..... the wrods must mean what the words are saying........ the woman must know she means them....emotions and feelings are must. Reading this many men or women may say this to their spouses or lovers.........that they can do anything..... but think again before you say that..... the listner will know........
how many times before reading this......... you have said it to your spouse or beloved?
how many times did you hear it from someone?

Just A cartoon dont mean to hurt somebody

Find out your color according to your birthday and then find out your nature.its fun.
With love .........
Whisper
December 23rd - January 1st Red
January 2nd - January 11th Orange
January 12th - January 24th Yellow
January 25th - February 3 Pink
February 4th - February 8th Blue
February 9th - February 18th Green
February 19th - February 28th Brown
March 1st - March 10th Aqua
March 11 - March 20th Lime
March 21 st - Black
March 22 nd - March 31st Purple
April 1st - April 10th Navy
April 11th - April 20th Silver
April 21st - April 30th White
May 2nd - May 14th Blue
May 15th - May 24th Gold
May 25th - June 3rd Cream
June 4th - June13th Gray
June 14 - June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 - July 4th Red
July 5th - July 14th Orange
July 15th - July 25 th Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th Pink
August 5th - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24 - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd - September12th Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th - October 3rd Purple
October 4th - October 13th Navy
October 14th - October 23rd Silver
October 24 - November 11th White
November 12th - November 21st Gold
November 22nd - December1st Cream
December 2nd - December11th Gray
December 12th - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd Teal

RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.
TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.
GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.
GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have positive thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale. You are Smart ,intellegent, and caring personality.
YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.
OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

When I was a child, I was asked by some elder, “What do you want to be”? I said, “ I want to be a pilot.” Time passed and when I woke up, I was not a pilot. I really had never thought what I wanted to be. Wherever life took me, I just followed quietly. At a stage I wanted to be a doctor, I never become one, then I wanted to be a film star but circumstances never allowed me, then I wanted to be a formula one driver, but I never had an opportunity.
Most of us do not know, what we want to be! We think of something but we end up with something else. Most of us do not know “ what is the aim of my life”? Which is a much greater thing than being something. Most of us pass our lives aimlessly. Some one asked me” what is the aim of your life! And I was clueless.
God gave us a precious life, which cannot be wasted. We are sent here for a definite purpose. To know this purpose is the foremost important thing. As Shakespeare says “ life is a stage and everyone in an actor who plays his role and walks away”. So why not that we should play our role in the best possible manner? Why not we improve our act? Why not to do something that the audience is not only pleased but also benefited from our role? Aim of our life is hidden in fact. We have to search it and then pursue it. A person may know his aim in life and not pursue it all his life whereas a person may not know his aim but keep working on it blindly all his life.
Smaller aims can be as many as you can think of in your present environment; if you are a peon your aim may be to become a clerk. If you are clerk, your aim may be to become an officer. If you are an officer your aim may be to become GM of the institution some day. If you are a GM your aim may be to be an MD. If you are an MD, your aim may be to buy the company. If you are owner of the company your aim may be to buy the neighbors company as well. Similarly when we own a cycle we want to buy motorbike, this becomes our next aim, when we achieve it, we aim to buy a car, when we buy a car, we want to buy a better car, finally we set our aim to buy a Rolls Royce and when we manage to get a Rolls Royce by then we are already aiming to buy a private plane or a helicopter. And the story goes on.
But the bigger aims are fever, as to be a better human being, to devote your life to save the nature, to spend your life to benefit other people.
Now you can see the difference between smaller aims and the larger aims. The smaller the aim, the easier it is to achieve. The bigger the aim becomes, more difficult it becomes to achieve it. Smaller aims may require few minutes to achieve. But the bigger aims may consume whole life. Smaller aims may give you wealth, happiness and all the comforts of world. But bigger aims hardly have anything to offer except, difficulties, hindrances and hardship.
Having a bigger aim in life does not mean that we just forget about living our lives in a normal way. Only Prophets and Saints could do that. We being a normal human being must pursue smaller aims as well as have a bigger aim. We may give much of our time to smaller aims but we must devote some time to achieve our bigger aim.
To satisfy once inner self, it is necessary to have a greater aim in life. It will not only please our own self but will also please God and other people. Not all the people have great aims in life. It distinguishes us from others. It helps us satisfying our conscious and sub conscious. God has gifted us with such beautiful life. We must not waist it. We must find a purpose to live it and use it as best as we can.

Have you ever thought about it? You must have. What is your Aim of Life ? Please comment

My Dear Sun,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, she will come up again.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.
Your Uncle fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned, as they couldn't get the gate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
P.S. - I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money and Looks
One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started... because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age.
And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.
But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.
There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet...
And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys.
YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.
Let me say this again:
If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.

1)
Jessi and His Firiend were always boasting of their parent's achievements
to each other.
Friend: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Jessi: Yes, I have.
Friend: Well, my father dug it.
Jessi: Thats nothing have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Friend: Yes, I have.
Jessi: Well, my father killed it.

2)
Jessi got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth
certificate,
Mother: American.
Father: American.
Kid: Chinese."
Clerck Asks :"How come you write "Chinese when both parents are American?"
"Aah, Jessi says, i read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person
born on the Earth now is a Chinese." 
 
3)
Jessi is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

4)
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked,
What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the
property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean, what is the foundation of this case?"
"Oh, it's made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's
parents."
He asked, "Well, do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really needed
one."
Exasperated, he tried again, "Please, is there any infidelity in your
marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like
the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, no, I don't want a divorce." she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me."

well now when we have started smart and attractiv eposting to out blog lets come over to real business.i already told you that no one on the web is distributing money just like that.what click to earn get paid to read and surf etc sort of sites are offering is really peanuts (not even peanuts its .01$ for reading a mail and .0001$ for surf may be if someone has better idea please let all know). the only rich site paying others online is google. all others are just trying to make money themselves. so we can trust on google.Now what we need to do is learn how google will pay us and why. simple we display thier ads on our blogs or sites and they pay us the revenue share.Now how do we get google ads for our blog? they have made it simple too.
1. visit www.google.com/adsense (no money required to get their ads)
2. on main page you find take a quick tour, so please go tour.
3. now apply for your acoount.(no money required).
4. when your application is approved , log in to the adsense and follow simple steps.

i will be dealing with these steps in detail later. meanwhile if you have questions please ask.

blog sites like soulcast, tblog, blogspot(blogger) allow users to place ads. on soul cast it is easier, just give it your pub number that you find in adsense My Account tab under the property info written adsense for content, copy from there and then in soulcast click edit my profile and in you profile  paste google adsense id and save.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up
there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.